come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls taller than trump’s combover to protect against those sneaky iranian creepers! the biden administration is so shook they’re teaming up with israel to help us defend our pixelated paradise. join now for a chance to fight off evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword and maybe even catch a glimpse of joe biden himself riding a pig into battle. don’t miss out on the most epic minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 105/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged: 20 Dragon Eggs Found: 2102
Reality Warps Survived: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Meteorites Collected: 2
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 34
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • BlockyKidneyFun

    BlockyKidneyFun
    so like, u know how covid-19 is like, super scary and stuff? well, on this minecraft server, we guarantee that u won’t catch covid-19! that’s right, no need to worry about getting sick while u play cuz our server is like, magical or something.

    also, did u know that playing on our server can actually make u better at minecraft? yeah, it’s true! we’ve had players who couldn’t even build a dirt hut when they started, but now they’re like, master builders or something. it’s crazy!

    oh, and get this – on our server, if u find a diamond, a real diamond will magically appear in ur inventory! i know, it sounds impossible, but trust me, it’s totally true. so come join us and start mining for those diamonds!

    and last but not least, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server. yeah, that’s right, the legendary herobrine! so if u wanna challenge him to a duel or something, u better join our server ASAP. trust me, u won’t regret it!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 1137

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Sharia Society Minecraft Server

    Sharia Society Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of women causing all the problems in society? Do you want a place where men can be productive without distractions? Look no further than our Minecraft server! In our world, women are isolated from men, ensuring maximum productivity and harmony.

    Join us and experience the joys of trading women like commodities, fulfilling all your needs without the hassle of modern society. Say goodbye to porn and OnlyFans, and hello to a world where women only have one husband and give birth to obedient children.

    Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to escape the chaos of the real world and immerse yourself in a society where men reign supreme. Join our server now and start living the dream!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1828 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Potions Brewed: 197

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • The Throne and Liberty General Minecraft SMP

    The Throne and Liberty General Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got a world so seamless, you’ll think you’re actually living in it. And get this – you can shapeshift into animals for exploration and combat! Want to be a fierce lion one minute and a graceful dolphin the next? No problem!

    But wait, there’s more! Our game features adaptive weather systems, because who doesn’t love a good thunderstorm while trying to build a house? And don’t worry about pay-to-win mechanics – we’ve got a free-to-play model with all the microtransactions your heart desires. Want a sparkly unicorn skin for your character? We’ve got you covered.

    Join us on the Lottie server (NA East) and prepare for the wildest adventures of your Minecraft life. Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next? Maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure, or maybe you’ll accidentally turn into a chicken during a boss fight. The possibilities are endless!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 13
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Endless Legions Commanded: 43 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 52

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Mom’s Cash Showdown

    Mom’s Cash Showdown
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your family loan disputes? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun!

    We promise that no one will complain about you getting virtual money for ice cream, and you won’t have to deal with any siblings giving away diamonds to their exes. Our server is drama-free, unlike the real world where parents threaten legal action over loans.

    Join us now and let’s build a world where the only tension is from creeper explosions and not family disputes. Who needs real-life problems when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Don’t let your siblings waste your virtual money on substances, come play with us instead!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Magic Items Found: 2076
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Buildings Constructed: 27
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Farms Harvested: 541

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • RedstoneLover69 – Minecraft SMP

    RedstoneLover69 – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and non-stop laughter.

    Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or how about building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of melons? On our server, anything is possible!

    But that’s not all – we have secret underground societies, treasure hunts that lead to nowhere, and even a group of llamas that have formed their own political party. Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Just remember, the only rule on our server is that there are no rules. Let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 480
    Epic Quests Completed: 24 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • SummerCraft2021

    SummerCraft2021
    Do you love building sandcastles on the beach? Well, imagine doing that in Minecraft, but with giant creepers trying to blow them up! Our server is the perfect place for beach lovers who also enjoy a little chaos. Join us for epic battles against evil mobs and show off your building skills in our sandcastle competition. Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds! So come on down to our server and let the summer fun begin!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 21 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 80 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Mousey Estrogen Fuel

    Mousey Estrogen Fuel
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that’s like, totally wild and crazy? well, guess what, this server is like, the wildest of them all! we got researchers finding out that like, estrogens are fueling the growth of cancers in mice, like what even is that? but don’t worry, our server is totally cancer-free, we promise!

    join us for the most insane adventures, like fighting off zombie pigmen with diamond swords and riding pigs into battle. we’ve got secret caves filled with treasure and hidden villages with friendly villagers who will trade with you for the rarest items.

    plus, our community is like, the coolest ever. we’ve got players from all over the world, all coming together to build the craziest structures you’ve ever seen. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 10
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 38 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Gods Slained: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 7 Ores Mined: 4644
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • SeraphicMC

    SeraphicMC

    Step into a world where the divine meets the demonic, where heavenly skies clash with the fiery depths of the underworld, and where you choose your path—angelic or demonic. SeraphicMC isn’t just any Minecraft server; it’s an epic adventure waiting for you to carve your destiny.

    Unleash your power with custom armor sets and tools that set you apart from the ordinary. Battle through mob arenas that will test your strength and strategy as you face waves of enemies from both realms. Choose your destiny with our class system, offering unique abilities and playstyles tailored to your journey. Enhance your gear with unique enchants that bring a new level of power and customization to your adventure.

    The choice is yours—will you rise with the Seraphs or descend into the darkness? Your adventure begins now on SeraphicMC!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crops Grown: 6964 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 124 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Magic Crystals Found: 23

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • MacronWorldslds – Epic Minecraft server

    MacronWorldslds – Epic Minecraft server

    MacronWorlds – plunge into epic battles!

    ❄Version supported: 1.16 – 1.17.1

    ❄Clan, quests and much more…

    ❄PvP Arena, Booths, Clan Wars.

    ❄Win and become a topper.

    ❄Battle and Season pass.

    ❄Frequent events.

    ❄Unique enchantment books.

    ❄Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

    ❄Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

    ❄Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Rainstorm Network: Skydrama October 15th

    Rainstorm Network: Skydrama October 15th
    <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/kenny-city/">Torrent SkyFactions</a>

    Torrent SkyFactions – BRAND NEW Original Gamemode

    🌟 A new completely original gamemode

    Grind on your own skyblock island or…

    Join a faction with your friends

    Imagine a server where skyblock and factions are combined.. what would you do?

    Grind for resources on your own island or join a faction or nation to collaborate on a faction island. Become the Lord of a faction or serve as a valiant knight, baron, or duke. But wait… there’s a twist:

    you can raid other islands

    With custom 3D modeled blocks and items, a beautiful lobby, epic cinematic gameplay rivaling Hoplite and Hypixel, this will be the server of the century.

    Drops October 15th, 2024

    Join our Discord and ask us any questions you have: https://discord.gg/torrent

    Website: https://www.torrentsmp.com

    Server IP: torrentsmp.com

    Port (if you’re on Bedrock): 19132

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Which factions can players join? Players have the option to join various factions such as knights, barons, dukes, and lords.
    Can players raid other islands? Yes, players can raid other islands as part of the gameplay.
    When does the server launch? The server will be live on October 15th, 2024.
    How can I join the server? You can join the server using the IP address torrentsmp.com and port 19132 for Bedrock players.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Emeralds Found: 2529 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Crafty Idol Minecraft Server

    Crafty Idol Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just mine and build here, we also idolize and sing our hearts out like never before! Join us for a chance to become the ultimate idol producer in a virtual world where anything is possible.

    Our server is filled with wacky events and gachas that will keep you on your toes. From SideM 10th Anniversary streams to watching old anime episodes, there’s never a dull moment here. And don’t forget about our exclusive Shiny Colors Style Books and merch that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

    But the real highlight of our server? The iM@S 20th Anniversary National Producer Certification Test submissions! Show off your skills and prove that you have what it takes to be a true idol producer. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s create some Minecraft magic together!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Browser Minecraft SMP /g/

    Browser Minecraft SMP /g/
    Are you tired of being forced to switch browsers for work? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We promise you won’t have to deal with any browser drama here. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few secret browser wars happening behind the scenes. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind why Internet Explorer mysteriously disappeared… 😉 So come on, join us and escape the browser madness for a while!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Crops Grown: 4140
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • DrunkCraft: Bathroom Escort Service

    DrunkCraft: Bathroom Escort Service
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid nosy little bitches like the one in this story? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about obnoxious drunk girls taking your picture again. Our community is full of helpful players who will guide you to the bathroom and back, no questions asked. Plus, we have a strict no selfie-taking policy, so you can focus on building epic structures and exploring the world without any drama. Join now and leave the drama at the pool table!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 728337 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • LoveStruck SMP

    LoveStruck SMP
    Are you tired of mining diamonds alone in the dark? Do you wish you had someone to share your enchanted golden apples with? Look no further, our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you to find love and friendship in the blocky world!

    Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about maintaining a healthy relationship again. Our players are so friendly and supportive, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual therapy session every time you log on. Need relationship advice? Just ask our resident love guru, Steve, who once tamed a wild wolf with nothing but a bone and a dream.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cupid, a mysterious figure who shoots heart-shaped arrows at unsuspecting players, causing them to fall madly in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a magical matchmaker roaming the virtual plains?

    So ditch the single-player life and come join us for a wild ride of romance, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of drama. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate in our crazy Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Secret Passages Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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