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Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 98/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied: 139 Void Gems Collected: 18
Vanishing Items Found: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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