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| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 8690 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 746143 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 9617 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
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