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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 4156 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 14 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Farms Harvested: | 789 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 44 | Potions Brewed: | 73 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 25 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 78 |
Reasons to join our server: 1. Escape the drama of real life – no in-laws or family drama here, just pure Minecraft madness! 2. Build your own world and create your own story – no need to deal with other people’s drama when you can create your own epic tale! 3. Make new friends who will always have your back – unlike those family members who abandoned their loved one in a time of need, our Minecraft community is always there for each other. 4. Explore new worlds and conquer challenges – forget about planning funerals, on our server, the only thing you need to plan is your next epic build! 5. Join us for a laugh and a good time – because life is too short to deal with real-life drama when you can be building castles and fighting zombies with us!
So come on in and join the fun – leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in the crazy, hilarious world of our Minecraft server!