BF’s Back-Handed Banter LOL

alcohol consumption, back-handed joke, BackHanded, banter, BFs, Boundaries, child abuse, Communication, Confrontation, fetal alcohol syndrome, Friends, Guilt, high school reunion, insensitive joke, judgmental, lol, Party, Pregnancy, Pregnant, relationship, sensitivity, serious conversation, social gathering, Witnessing

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8357
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Secret Passages Found:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
New Chunks Explored:	940486	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a fun and chaotic experience that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Ever wanted to witness a virtual party where the expecting mother is chugging beers like there’s no tomorrow? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible! Watch as the drama unfolds and the bants get out of control.

Join us for a night of laughs and questionable decisions, just like the time when the baby daddy joked about fetal alcohol syndrome making him smart. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some common sense), then come join us for a wild ride. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft… unless you decide to share it on Reddit for some sweet, sweet karma.

YarnMC Skyblock

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4112
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

YarnMC hopes to offer a classic skyblock server experience. With customized plugins, we have a stable, fun economy that rewards progression and community-based gameplay. YarnMC grew from a reunion of people that used to play together on the same skyblock server 10 years ago. Our server supports Bedrock and Java versions so everyone can join. Feel free to join our active discord for the latest updates and to chat! Join us on Discord! https://discord.yarnmc.xyz/

yarnmc.xyz

SmileCraft

Economy, Vanilla

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7109
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Crops Grown:	8882
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

Welcome to SmileCraft! Come play at a semi-vanilla survival server with a friendly community. Anyone is welcome here! Just want to hangout and chat? Go out on an adventure? We’ll gladly invite you in! We also do monetary giveaways for $ or gift cards!

mc.smilegamers.com

Quailiens

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	477
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	2

quailiens.online

Forged Realms (ForgotSMP)

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3341
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Forged Realms, formerly known as ForgotSMP, is a minecraft network that specializes in different types of gamemodes especially survival minecraft. We have hosted gamemodes such as LifestealSMP, Lobby, VanillaSMP, PracticePVP, and we’re planning on adding more. Join the adventure!

We provide many gamemode: – LifestealSMP – Survival or Classic SMP – PVP Practice – And more coming soon!

Join The Adventure!

mc.forgedrealms.co

Eternal Realms

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2159
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Void Armor Forged:	11

Eternal Realms is something of an oddity when it comes to Minecraft Multiplayer servers. We are a server where vanilla gameplay is enjoyed to it’s fullest, with most of the added features being completely optional!

play.eternal.gs

RusticLand

Economy, KitPvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1847
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mines Excavated:	1658	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dimension Hops:	10

Welcome to RusticLand, a survival crossplay1 server but you can enter with 1.12.2 – 1.19 😀

mc.rusticland.xyz

PowerMC

Hardcore, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Prison, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5494
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

PowerMC was created for powerful players and honoring them by prioritizing community feedback, consistent content development, and frequent updates without sacrificing high quality gameplay.

Play Survival, Lifesteal, and Prison gamemodes that contain active communities, engaging gameplay experience, balanced progression, next-level features, and many more aspects that curate a fun time for all types of players!

Connect now on Java and Bedrock Edition at IP: ms.powersmp.com and Bedrock Port: 19132.

Join the Discord at discord.gg/powermc to engage with an active community, receive announcements and updates, and participate in events and giveaways!

ms.powersmp.com

Vellumtale

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9052
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Enchantments Applied:	186
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

I want to personally invite everyone to our Vellumtale community!

But why should you join?

> Its a brand new server that’s up 24/7 and located in the EU. > Besides the standard features like Crates, Shops, Anti-Grief, Kits, Ranks etc. our server has revolutionary features such as Custom Weapons, Armor, Mobs, Dungeons, Quests, Cool Hats and a ton more! > We have a small but friendly community :schematics: > Lots of quality updates that are heavily influenced by the community! > Fast, reliable and friendly staff! > You can even talk with other players on the server directly from discord!

I hope we can all grow as players and as a community on Vellumtale !

play.vellumtale.com

EarthPol

Earth, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8339
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Crops Grown:	7737	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Meteorites Collected:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

EarthPol -> The Geopolitical Roleplay Experience

EarthPol is an Earth Server with a scale of 1:217 Earth Map where you can create your own towns, nations and alliances anywhere on the planet!

play.earthpol.com

Oasis Hub

Hardcore, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7351
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Buildings Constructed:	26
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Oasis is a Minecraft survival server with quality of life plugins to make your experience better. The community based economy and gameplay is great but the server still provides you with everything you need to go solo! Some of the features offered are Teams, Player warps, Auction House, Custom Cosmetics / Fishing / Tools / Armor and MUCH more!

play.oasishub.net

Tunes Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9435
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Farms Harvested:	294	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Tunes Craft Season 2 is now here. Welcome along fresh kits, new events to play at least once a week, valuable ranks, different teams, and most importantly, months and beyond of continued and current fun. Come along and fight against enduring bosses or steal somebody’s loot after a tough battle in our brand new PvP arena. Unleash your inner beast in Tunes Craft Season 2. Don’t leave it too late! Get started now on tunescraft.net , Java Edition only. Minecrafters, it’s your time to shine!

tunescraft.net

OpasMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8474
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Divine Spears Created:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ores Mined:	8223
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

OpasMC is a Finnish Minecraft server where you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars and Spleef. In the main location (hub) of the server, there is a Liito minigame and a PvP area where you can fight with other players. In addition, OpasMC has an Ullakko server where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using the address play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

English: Please note that the language spoken on this server is Finnish and you can join the server only from Finland. In OpasMC you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars, and Spleef. In addition, there are Glide mini game and a PvP area at the hub of the server. There’s also a server called “Ullakko” in OpasMC, where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

play.opasmc.net

Bartol SMP

Earth, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1152
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Void Gems Collected:	16
Buildings Constructed:	27	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Towns Built:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Welcome to the Bartol SMP, here we have 4 main servers, Hardcore, Anarchy, Earth, and Lifesteal;

On Lifesteal it’s simple, semi-anarchy, when you kill others you receive some of their hearts, and when they kill you they receive some of your hearts! If you loose all of your hearts then you automatically get banned for 2 days, after which you may re-join and start again (You do not loose hearts if you die to mobs, only players). On Hardcore, it’s pretty much the same as any hardcore world, the exact same amount of hearts, but there’s a twist! You also get banned for 10 hours , in which after you re-join and start again! On Anarchy, it’s the same as any other! NO rules, NO Restrictions, Go Wild! Earth is an Exact replica of the REAL Plant Earth! Including country borders, with claims and more. The more you play, the more you claim blocks you receive!

If you wish to Join you can, it’s Free! To also view the rules visit the #Rules channel in our Discord linked on this page.

The Owner Is Bartol#3110 . Cool Dude2016#2022 Manages This Server Page.

bartolsmp.com:27785

Oholei Torah Chai

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8944
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	372
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Emeralds Found:	3625
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63

Unofficial server for oholei torah or anyone else that is jewish! works with minecraft java and minecraft bedrock, and works with Tlauncher and cracked accounts

Gamemodes & minigames:

Survival Skyblock Creative Kitpvp Bedwars Skywars Spleen Tnt run

otcMC.mywire.org

Corvid Crossing

Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4866
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Void Armor Forged:	21	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

A fun Survival Minecraft server, with an amazing community, a very dedicated staff who are always their to help! We just had a major server owner change as well as a map change. We are working very hard to make this server the best we can possibly make it. We have cool ranks you can buy as well as amazing rewards that come with each one of our custom ranks!!

135.148.29.246