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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a fun and chaotic experience that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Ever wanted to witness a virtual party where the expecting mother is chugging beers like there’s no tomorrow? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible! Watch as the drama unfolds and the bants get out of control.

Join us for a night of laughs and questionable decisions, just like the time when the baby daddy joked about fetal alcohol syndrome making him smart. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some common sense), then come join us for a wild ride. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft… unless you decide to share it on Reddit for some sweet, sweet karma.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Zombie Dances:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Star Shards Collected:	129
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	New Chunks Explored:	733514
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5431	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Dragons Tamed:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mines Excavated:	4359

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	176
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Towns Built:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	New Chunks Explored:	422169
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
New Chunks Explored:	774826	Buildings Constructed:	37
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Potions Brewed:	97

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.