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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a fun and chaotic experience that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Ever wanted to witness a virtual party where the expecting mother is chugging beers like there’s no tomorrow? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible! Watch as the drama unfolds and the bants get out of control.

Join us for a night of laughs and questionable decisions, just like the time when the baby daddy joked about fetal alcohol syndrome making him smart. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some common sense), then come join us for a wild ride. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft… unless you decide to share it on Reddit for some sweet, sweet karma.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Holy Grails Found:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Astral Projections Made:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Enchantments Applied:	221

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	6786
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	29	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	2361
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Hopela – Survival

Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Zombie Dances:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
New Chunks Explored:	434509	Dimension Hops:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Void Armor Forged:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magic Items Found:	3354	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	142	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	232	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Divine Spears Created:	27
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Magical Moments Shared:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.