BF’s Back-Handed Banter LOL

alcohol consumption, back-handed joke, BackHanded, banter, BFs, Boundaries, child abuse, Communication, Confrontation, fetal alcohol syndrome, Friends, Guilt, high school reunion, insensitive joke, judgmental, lol, Party, Pregnancy, Pregnant, relationship, sensitivity, serious conversation, social gathering, Witnessing

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a fun and chaotic experience that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Ever wanted to witness a virtual party where the expecting mother is chugging beers like there’s no tomorrow? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible! Watch as the drama unfolds and the bants get out of control.

Join us for a night of laughs and questionable decisions, just like the time when the baby daddy joked about fetal alcohol syndrome making him smart. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some common sense), then come join us for a wild ride. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft… unless you decide to share it on Reddit for some sweet, sweet karma.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CherryLand

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to CherryLand Network Server with Good Community, 0% Toxicity, Active Staff and Lots of Variety! Come have fun with your friends!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Faeberry

Survival

Faeberry is a 1.19.3 Semi-Vanilla Survival Minecraft server with free ranks, cosmetic crates, and custom world generation!Our server features plugins such as Marriage, Head Database, LandClaiming, MCMMO, and much more!Join us at faeberry.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Magic Items Found:	7294
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5493
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Meadow SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Meadow SMP is not just any Minecraft Server. It’s a super chill place with plenty of options to make the experience perfectly suited just for you! Enjoy a seamless automatic questing experience! Shape Meadow’s thriving economy with our community. We offer proximity voice chat support for everyone to use! We offer an exclusive feature of dash and double-jump abilities! Stay up-to-date with the latest Minecraft updates.Play on both Java and Bedrock editions.Arena: Kit Pvp / Rank Levels / Multiple MapsLifesteal: Pvp / Quests / Bounties / Land ClaimsSurvival: Pvp / Quests / Land ClaimsBecome a Part of our Welcoming and Wonderful Community – Join us today!IP: meadowsmp.comBedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	347	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

AppleMC

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

join applemc.apexmc.co for factions. We have land claiming, crates, voting, ranks, spawners, PVP, raiding, spawners, a GUI shop, factions, and more. mcMMO and custom enchants will be added very soon.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

WestMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to WestMC, where the game gets an upgrade! Immerse yourself in a BRAND NEW 1.20+ Minecraft server that’s not just a server – it’s a destination for a laid-back, fun and engaging SMP gameplay with a twist that’ll keep you hooked!!!Java IP: play.WestMC.net Discord: https://discord.westmc.net/Dive into a world of endless possibilities with features like Custom Enchants, Skills, Mob Arena, and the thrill of Fishing competitions. Keep your loot with our keep-inventory feature and unleash your creativity with player-owned warps. Safeguard your creations with land protection, embark on epic quests, and earn free ranks just by casting your vote!WestMC is not just a server; it’s your go-to spot for a fun, safe, and absolutely epic gameplay experience. Join us, make friends, and let the adventures begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	484
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Star Shards Collected:	298
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

GREEN MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

“Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Star Shards Collected:	91
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	New Chunks Explored:	108164

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Potions Brewed:	119
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Void Gems Collected:	31
Enchantments Applied:	182	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3447
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1395

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	594	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Buildings Constructed:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.