| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 4173 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
BetrayX.minehut.gg
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 5194 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 267 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3403 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Ores Mined: | 8274 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 21 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 3966 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 6 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 170 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 645 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 9681 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 32 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 26 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4467 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 2083 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 9232 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 0 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 1424 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 218 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6230 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 9851 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 15 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 25 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 7622 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 27 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 1577 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 762 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Villages Defended: | 9 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 30 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 98 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 9724 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 2624 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4102 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1692 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 6580 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 38 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 239 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Votes: | 9592 | Enchantments Applied: | 216 |
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 9721 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 87 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 4865 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6438 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 64 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 297 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 5984 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Buildings Constructed: | 31 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 21 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Ores Mined: | 5007 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
