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| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 7949 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 129 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5698 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Snape is an East Asian or hapa hottie (Henry Golding or that dude from Warrior), McGonagall is a fierce black woman (Adjoa Andoh slaying the game), and Lupin is just your average white dude. Nymphadora is an East Asian cutie, the Malfoys are even more bigoted and white (Tom Felton is Lucius, of course), and Hagrid is a big black dude (think the guy from Sweet Tooth).
Voldemort is a white incel (think teenage DJ Qualls, yikes), Pettigrew is just your average white guy, and Sirius is a “badboy” South Asian (played by Sayid from Lost or Vilgefortz from The Witcher). Bellatrix, being related to Sirius, is also South Asian and fierce as heck.
Neville might be white, but who knows, he might get poo’d (😂), Cedric is a mulatto dreamboat, Filch is a creepy white dude, and the Hogwarts student and faculty body is a wild mix of 50% white, 40% black, and 10% everything else. Come join the chaos and let’s make some magical memories together! ✨🧙♂️🔮 #MinecraftMadness
