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| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 9986 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
Snape is an East Asian or hapa hottie (Henry Golding or that dude from Warrior), McGonagall is a fierce black woman (Adjoa Andoh slaying the game), and Lupin is just your average white dude. Nymphadora is an East Asian cutie, the Malfoys are even more bigoted and white (Tom Felton is Lucius, of course), and Hagrid is a big black dude (think the guy from Sweet Tooth).
Voldemort is a white incel (think teenage DJ Qualls, yikes), Pettigrew is just your average white guy, and Sirius is a “badboy” South Asian (played by Sayid from Lost or Vilgefortz from The Witcher). Bellatrix, being related to Sirius, is also South Asian and fierce as heck.
Neville might be white, but who knows, he might get poo’d (😂), Cedric is a mulatto dreamboat, Filch is a creepy white dude, and the Hogwarts student and faculty body is a wild mix of 50% white, 40% black, and 10% everything else. Come join the chaos and let’s make some magical memories together! ✨🧙♂️🔮 #MinecraftMadness
