🤣 Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP ever! Join us for a magical adventure where Harry is a swarthy white dude (or maybe half South Asian, who knows), Hermione is a black queen, and Ron is a ginger goofball who’s even dumber and lamer than usual. Dumbledore is a white dude, but his fabulous homosexuality is front and center (played by the one and only Ben Daniels).

Snape is an East Asian or hapa hottie (Henry Golding or that dude from Warrior), McGonagall is a fierce black woman (Adjoa Andoh slaying the game), and Lupin is just your average white dude. Nymphadora is an East Asian cutie, the Malfoys are even more bigoted and white (Tom Felton is Lucius, of course), and Hagrid is a big black dude (think the guy from Sweet Tooth).

Voldemort is a white incel (think teenage DJ Qualls, yikes), Pettigrew is just your average white guy, and Sirius is a “badboy” South Asian (played by Sayid from Lost or Vilgefortz from The Witcher). Bellatrix, being related to Sirius, is also South Asian and fierce as heck.

Neville might be white, but who knows, he might get poo’d (😂), Cedric is a mulatto dreamboat, Filch is a creepy white dude, and the Hogwarts student and faculty body is a wild mix of 50% white, 40% black, and 10% everything else. Come join the chaos and let’s make some magical memories together! ✨🧙‍♂️🔮 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 103/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

New Minecraft Servers

  • BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Gods Slained: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 1670

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Towns Built: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Mines Excavated: 3212 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 9543
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 9 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 20 Runes Activated: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Void Gems Collected: 16
    Mines Excavated: 3410 Ether Blades Crafted: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Loka

    Loka

    Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 23
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Divine Spears Created: 10
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • From PokeBa

    From PokeBa

    Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Magic Items Found: 3130 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RealBox

    RealBox

    BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 20
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 29 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Chimeras Created: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Emeralds Found: 4251

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minewind

    Minewind

    Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

    A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

    Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

    At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

    For more information visit https://minewind.com

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PocketPixels

    PocketPixels

    All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 20 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 99 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16
    Alien Abductions: 0 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VanillaPlus

    VanillaPlus

    NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 14 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 152
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 358 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PlayCDU

    PlayCDU

    Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 126 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10
    Enchantments Applied: 78 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • JackpotMC

    JackpotMC

    JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7551 Living Shadows Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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