🤣 Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP ever! Join us for a magical adventure where Harry is a swarthy white dude (or maybe half South Asian, who knows), Hermione is a black queen, and Ron is a ginger goofball who’s even dumber and lamer than usual. Dumbledore is a white dude, but his fabulous homosexuality is front and center (played by the one and only Ben Daniels).

Snape is an East Asian or hapa hottie (Henry Golding or that dude from Warrior), McGonagall is a fierce black woman (Adjoa Andoh slaying the game), and Lupin is just your average white dude. Nymphadora is an East Asian cutie, the Malfoys are even more bigoted and white (Tom Felton is Lucius, of course), and Hagrid is a big black dude (think the guy from Sweet Tooth).

Voldemort is a white incel (think teenage DJ Qualls, yikes), Pettigrew is just your average white guy, and Sirius is a “badboy” South Asian (played by Sayid from Lost or Vilgefortz from The Witcher). Bellatrix, being related to Sirius, is also South Asian and fierce as heck.

Neville might be white, but who knows, he might get poo’d (😂), Cedric is a mulatto dreamboat, Filch is a creepy white dude, and the Hogwarts student and faculty body is a wild mix of 50% white, 40% black, and 10% everything else. Come join the chaos and let’s make some magical memories together! ✨🧙‍♂️🔮 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Mines Excavated: 4960
Demon Skulls Collected: 27 Magic Crystals Found: 5
Wilderness Tamed: 19 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
Epic Battles Fought: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

New Minecraft Servers

  • BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Potions Brewed: 132
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 286 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Mines Excavated: 3618 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Magic Items Found: 1032 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Buildings Constructed: 44
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Holy Grails Found: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Meteorites Collected: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Towns Built: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Divine Spears Created: 16
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Loka

    Loka

    Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • From PokeBa

    From PokeBa

    Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Magic Crystals Found: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RealBox

    RealBox

    BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
    Towns Built: 7 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minewind

    Minewind

    Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

    A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

    Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

    At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

    For more information visit https://minewind.com

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 15
    Epic Shields Constructed: 16 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 22 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PocketPixels

    PocketPixels

    All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VanillaPlus

    VanillaPlus

    NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 8 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PlayCDU

    PlayCDU

    Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Epic Shields Constructed: 15
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Mines Excavated: 1985 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Crops Grown: 5281

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • JackpotMC

    JackpotMC

    JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32
    Alien Abductions: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Mythical Quests Completed: 39 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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