🤣 Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP ever! Join us for a magical adventure where Harry is a swarthy white dude (or maybe half South Asian, who knows), Hermione is a black queen, and Ron is a ginger goofball who’s even dumber and lamer than usual. Dumbledore is a white dude, but his fabulous homosexuality is front and center (played by the one and only Ben Daniels).

Snape is an East Asian or hapa hottie (Henry Golding or that dude from Warrior), McGonagall is a fierce black woman (Adjoa Andoh slaying the game), and Lupin is just your average white dude. Nymphadora is an East Asian cutie, the Malfoys are even more bigoted and white (Tom Felton is Lucius, of course), and Hagrid is a big black dude (think the guy from Sweet Tooth).

Voldemort is a white incel (think teenage DJ Qualls, yikes), Pettigrew is just your average white guy, and Sirius is a “badboy” South Asian (played by Sayid from Lost or Vilgefortz from The Witcher). Bellatrix, being related to Sirius, is also South Asian and fierce as heck.

Neville might be white, but who knows, he might get poo’d (😂), Cedric is a mulatto dreamboat, Filch is a creepy white dude, and the Hogwarts student and faculty body is a wild mix of 50% white, 40% black, and 10% everything else. Come join the chaos and let’s make some magical memories together! ✨🧙‍♂️🔮 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 91/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20 Meteorites Collected: 0
Towns Built: 6 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Runes Activated: 0 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Animals Bred: 91
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 51 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 454
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Love Letters Sent: 10

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 50 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Farms Harvested: 637
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Towns Built: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7333 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Loka

    Loka

    Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Towns Built: 8
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • From PokeBa

    From PokeBa

    Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3950 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Falling into the Void: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 4899
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • RealBox

    RealBox

    BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Minewind

    Minewind

    Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

    A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

    Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

    At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

    For more information visit https://minewind.com

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Epic Battles Fought: 15
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Emeralds Found: 655
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • PocketPixels

    PocketPixels

    All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 1381 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 4681
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 26

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • VanillaPlus

    VanillaPlus

    NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crops Grown: 3828 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Epic Quests Completed: 9 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 114
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • PlayCDU

    PlayCDU

    Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Ores Mined: 2785
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 12
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • JackpotMC

    JackpotMC

    JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Dimension Hops: 9 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 27
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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