🤣 Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP ever! Join us for a magical adventure where Harry is a swarthy white dude (or maybe half South Asian, who knows), Hermione is a black queen, and Ron is a ginger goofball who’s even dumber and lamer than usual. Dumbledore is a white dude, but his fabulous homosexuality is front and center (played by the one and only Ben Daniels).

Snape is an East Asian or hapa hottie (Henry Golding or that dude from Warrior), McGonagall is a fierce black woman (Adjoa Andoh slaying the game), and Lupin is just your average white dude. Nymphadora is an East Asian cutie, the Malfoys are even more bigoted and white (Tom Felton is Lucius, of course), and Hagrid is a big black dude (think the guy from Sweet Tooth).

Voldemort is a white incel (think teenage DJ Qualls, yikes), Pettigrew is just your average white guy, and Sirius is a “badboy” South Asian (played by Sayid from Lost or Vilgefortz from The Witcher). Bellatrix, being related to Sirius, is also South Asian and fierce as heck.

Neville might be white, but who knows, he might get poo’d (😂), Cedric is a mulatto dreamboat, Filch is a creepy white dude, and the Hogwarts student and faculty body is a wild mix of 50% white, 40% black, and 10% everything else. Come join the chaos and let’s make some magical memories together! ✨🧙‍♂️🔮 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 105/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 7
Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 32
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Buildings Constructed: 13

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • MCFriendly

    MCFriendly

    We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 131 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 21 Undead Armies Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Discord

    Discord

    A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • CaldasCraft

    CaldasCraft

    mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Magic Crystals Found: 14
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Mine Pirata

    Mine Pirata

    MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Buildings Constructed: 21
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 59 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Endless Legions Commanded: 31 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Dungeon Realms

    Dungeon Realms

    DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • SloMine

    SloMine

    Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 126 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • BendersMC

    BendersMC

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 21 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Star Shards Collected: 207
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • CarbonCraftXYZ

    CarbonCraftXYZ

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 29 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Talking Trees Consulted: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Playblocks

    Playblocks

    PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Mythical Relics Collected: 18
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Vestria

    Vestria

    Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 29 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Buildings Constructed: 49
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • OreoMC

    OreoMC

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 5708
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 7

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • YomNetwork

    YomNetwork

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Zombie Dances: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 13
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Battle Standards Raised: 13

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • PlayFuse

    PlayFuse

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • PokeLand

    PokeLand

    Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Farms Harvested: 138
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 22

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Cosmos SMP

    Cosmos SMP

    The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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