🤣 Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP ever! Join us for a magical adventure where Harry is a swarthy white dude (or maybe half South Asian, who knows), Hermione is a black queen, and Ron is a ginger goofball who’s even dumber and lamer than usual. Dumbledore is a white dude, but his fabulous homosexuality is front and center (played by the one and only Ben Daniels).

Snape is an East Asian or hapa hottie (Henry Golding or that dude from Warrior), McGonagall is a fierce black woman (Adjoa Andoh slaying the game), and Lupin is just your average white dude. Nymphadora is an East Asian cutie, the Malfoys are even more bigoted and white (Tom Felton is Lucius, of course), and Hagrid is a big black dude (think the guy from Sweet Tooth).

Voldemort is a white incel (think teenage DJ Qualls, yikes), Pettigrew is just your average white guy, and Sirius is a “badboy” South Asian (played by Sayid from Lost or Vilgefortz from The Witcher). Bellatrix, being related to Sirius, is also South Asian and fierce as heck.

Neville might be white, but who knows, he might get poo’d (😂), Cedric is a mulatto dreamboat, Filch is a creepy white dude, and the Hogwarts student and faculty body is a wild mix of 50% white, 40% black, and 10% everything else. Come join the chaos and let’s make some magical memories together! ✨🧙‍♂️🔮 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 96/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
Endless Night Skies: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13
Vanishing Items Found: 8 Battle Standards Raised: 8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • firestarter

    firestarter

    firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Falling into the Void: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 31 Curse of Binding Applied: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • PrimordialMC

    PrimordialMC

    PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Beacoland Survival

    Beacoland Survival

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • CubedMC

    CubedMC

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 New Chunks Explored: 396115
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • SkyMata

    SkyMata

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 43
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 3539
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Cobbletwo

    Cobbletwo

    IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 13 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 279
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 29 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • PoliticaMC

    PoliticaMC

    A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Crops Grown: 5113 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Royal Legacy

    Royal Legacy

    This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Epic Battles Fought: 19
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Evil Twin Fights: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Hogwarts Network

    Hogwarts Network

    HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

    Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Runes Activated: 0 Enchanted Armories Found: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • MOOCRAFT

    MOOCRAFT

    IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

    – – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 75 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Peaceful Vanilla Club

    Peaceful Vanilla Club

    Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 40
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6111 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • LavaCube

    LavaCube

    LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • ParadiseMC

    ParadiseMC

    SURVIVAL SEMIRPG – Features | Slimefun | Auctions | Dungeon Bosses | Ranks by time | Upgradable Spawners | Duels between players | Up to 9 classes to choose from | New custom mobs | Lots of RPG items | Daily missions and challenges | Server focused on PVE. | Custom Texture Pack | Boxes | Ability to create or join Guilds | Ranks by Time | Boss events with exclusive rewards! | Pets | Keys to boxes with incredible rewards | RPG

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Noob-Friendly

    Noob-Friendly

    Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Animals Bred: 160 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 39 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 113

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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