🤣 Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP ever! Join us for a magical adventure where Harry is a swarthy white dude (or maybe half South Asian, who knows), Hermione is a black queen, and Ron is a ginger goofball who’s even dumber and lamer than usual. Dumbledore is a white dude, but his fabulous homosexuality is front and center (played by the one and only Ben Daniels).

Snape is an East Asian or hapa hottie (Henry Golding or that dude from Warrior), McGonagall is a fierce black woman (Adjoa Andoh slaying the game), and Lupin is just your average white dude. Nymphadora is an East Asian cutie, the Malfoys are even more bigoted and white (Tom Felton is Lucius, of course), and Hagrid is a big black dude (think the guy from Sweet Tooth).

Voldemort is a white incel (think teenage DJ Qualls, yikes), Pettigrew is just your average white guy, and Sirius is a “badboy” South Asian (played by Sayid from Lost or Vilgefortz from The Witcher). Bellatrix, being related to Sirius, is also South Asian and fierce as heck.

Neville might be white, but who knows, he might get poo’d (😂), Cedric is a mulatto dreamboat, Filch is a creepy white dude, and the Hogwarts student and faculty body is a wild mix of 50% white, 40% black, and 10% everything else. Come join the chaos and let’s make some magical memories together! ✨🧙‍♂️🔮 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • ValhallaCraft SMP

    ValhallaCraft SMP

    The ValhallaCraft SMP has quickly become one of the most exciting SMP’s in Minecraft. From the moment you join our server, you’ll see that we truly have a one of a kind server. When you join, you’ll instantly feel welcomed into the community by the flurry of “Welcome!” messages in chat. Everyone is super close knit for our size and loves helping new players. We typically average around 20-26 players online during the day and 8-10 online at night. So you’ll never be alone!We are constantly adding new features, like our brand new podcast ValhallaCast where we talk about all kinds of things server related and not! As we continue to grow we plan to add different types of servers and other things of the sort! I hope you decide to join our ever-evolving SMP!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 23
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Falling into the Void: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Minecraft Civils

    Minecraft Civils

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • VenatusMC

    VenatusMC

    Welcome to VenatusMC! Join NationSMP today!! Build your nation and create the biggest empire!!! Why does this description have to be so long? Also, why haven’t you joined yet? 🙂

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 92 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Villages Defended: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • UnitMC

    UnitMC

    Welcome to UNIT PRISON!We’re the place to go if you’re looking for a PvP based prison server!IP: unitprison.com Website: store.unitprison.com Discord: discord.gg/unit

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 35 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • DoonPlex

    DoonPlex

    Java IP: doonplex.ggs.gg Twitter: https://twitter.com/DoonPlex Discord: https://discord.gg/ZaxCddvyvp TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@doonplex?lang=en Twitch:https:https://www.twitch.tv/doonplex Minigames: -SMP -SkyBlock -Spartan Wars -Mining Dead -PartyGames -Murder Mystery -Cops&Culprits -BlockHunt -HungerGames

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Star Shards Collected: 210
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • CraftMC.PL

    CraftMC.PL

    CraftMC.PL – Your Minecraft server!Available versions: 1.8-1.20 Number of slots: 2000 The latest versions only with us! Join us on the CraftMC.PL server

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Chimeras Created: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Globecraft

    Globecraft

    PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Potions Brewed: 91
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 6174
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • VanillaHub

    VanillaHub

    1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! ​https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 33 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Dark Rituals Completed: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • PokeRetreat

    PokeRetreat

    IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 149 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • RawMinecraft 2.0

    RawMinecraft 2.0

    [email protected].

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Runes Activated: 8 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • VortexNetwork

    VortexNetwork

    Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Dragon Eggs Found: 8897
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Royal Decrees Issued: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • RTVCRAFT

    RTVCRAFT

    Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 119
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 7

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Alternative World

    Alternative World

    Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • GlitchyMC

    GlitchyMC

    GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 408 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Mines Excavated: 3223 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 15

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • SweetPea Middle School

    SweetPea Middle School

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 24 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Villages Defended: 9 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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