🤣 Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP ever! Join us for a magical adventure where Harry is a swarthy white dude (or maybe half South Asian, who knows), Hermione is a black queen, and Ron is a ginger goofball who’s even dumber and lamer than usual. Dumbledore is a white dude, but his fabulous homosexuality is front and center (played by the one and only Ben Daniels).

Snape is an East Asian or hapa hottie (Henry Golding or that dude from Warrior), McGonagall is a fierce black woman (Adjoa Andoh slaying the game), and Lupin is just your average white dude. Nymphadora is an East Asian cutie, the Malfoys are even more bigoted and white (Tom Felton is Lucius, of course), and Hagrid is a big black dude (think the guy from Sweet Tooth).

Voldemort is a white incel (think teenage DJ Qualls, yikes), Pettigrew is just your average white guy, and Sirius is a “badboy” South Asian (played by Sayid from Lost or Vilgefortz from The Witcher). Bellatrix, being related to Sirius, is also South Asian and fierce as heck.

Neville might be white, but who knows, he might get poo’d (😂), Cedric is a mulatto dreamboat, Filch is a creepy white dude, and the Hogwarts student and faculty body is a wild mix of 50% white, 40% black, and 10% everything else. Come join the chaos and let’s make some magical memories together! ✨🧙‍♂️🔮 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 101/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15
Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 4
Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • The perfect SMP

    The perfect SMP

    ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 17 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Epic Battles Fought: 17
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • AlmightyMC

    AlmightyMC

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Farms Harvested: 156 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • AitoFactions

    AitoFactions

    AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Mapucraft

    Mapucraft

    We are a towny-focused server, with frequent events. as well as a great community, willing to meet more people

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Magical Moments Shared: 8 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • MC Legion

    MC Legion

    Welcome to the first Minecraft Multiplayer Online Battle Arena (MOBA). Come play as one of 17 legends to defeat the enemies and climb the ranks. Collect all of the characters complete quests and show off your cool cosmetics!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 292 Titanic Battles Fought: 25

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • easysurvive.net

    easysurvive.net

    Welcome to easysurvive.net! Are you tired of big servers that don’t let you have any fun? Do you like engaging with a fun and friendly community? Well check us out With Survival at the core of our gameplay You’ll love the easy experience! We offer a SMP playstyle mixed with Mcmmo to bring skills to Minecraft and Towny to claim land and build a great city. We offer the freedom to do as you wish! CROSSPLATFORM JAVA + BEDROCK PORT 25565*Difficulty Hard *Leveled Mobs to increase difficulty of mobs fairly *Mcmmo Gain skills and abilities to aid you in your survival experience *Marriage Gain perks and boosts for being near your significant other *Much More!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Void Gems Collected: 35
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Glorious Feasts Held: 11

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Infuse SMP Public

    Infuse SMP Public

    Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 34 Glorious Feasts Held: 8
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4815 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • L1feStee1

    L1feStee1

    L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Mines Excavated: 4161

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Thundermine.Net

    Thundermine.Net

    Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • KeyCraft RP

    KeyCraft RP

    KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Potions Brewed: 46 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Lifestealed

    Lifestealed

    LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Farms Harvested: 870 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • VanillaCraft

    VanillaCraft

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 22 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 8

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Aesir Mc

    Aesir Mc

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Falling into the Void: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • TheCrib

    TheCrib

    TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Runes Activated: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Villages Defended: 7 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 14

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Fire Crusades

    Fire Crusades

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 30
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8796 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 134
    Magic Crystals Found: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 11

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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