🤣 Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP ever! Join us for a magical adventure where Harry is a swarthy white dude (or maybe half South Asian, who knows), Hermione is a black queen, and Ron is a ginger goofball who’s even dumber and lamer than usual. Dumbledore is a white dude, but his fabulous homosexuality is front and center (played by the one and only Ben Daniels).

Snape is an East Asian or hapa hottie (Henry Golding or that dude from Warrior), McGonagall is a fierce black woman (Adjoa Andoh slaying the game), and Lupin is just your average white dude. Nymphadora is an East Asian cutie, the Malfoys are even more bigoted and white (Tom Felton is Lucius, of course), and Hagrid is a big black dude (think the guy from Sweet Tooth).

Voldemort is a white incel (think teenage DJ Qualls, yikes), Pettigrew is just your average white guy, and Sirius is a “badboy” South Asian (played by Sayid from Lost or Vilgefortz from The Witcher). Bellatrix, being related to Sirius, is also South Asian and fierce as heck.

Neville might be white, but who knows, he might get poo’d (😂), Cedric is a mulatto dreamboat, Filch is a creepy white dude, and the Hogwarts student and faculty body is a wild mix of 50% white, 40% black, and 10% everything else. Come join the chaos and let’s make some magical memories together! ✨🧙‍♂️🔮 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 105/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Mythical Quests Completed: 33
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7 Battle Standards Raised: 9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Herobrine Sightings: 10
Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Mineclub

    Mineclub

    Social Metaverse playable on Minecraft — Make new friends, play fun games, and collect thousands of cosmetics on the blockchain! play.mineclub.com

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Minewool Network

    Minewool Network

    Server 1.8.X/1.20.X, NOT PREMIUM. The best modalities and exclusive maps in each of them. The server is hosted on a high-performance service, to provide an excellent LAG-free gaming experience.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 8
    Mythical Quests Completed: 49 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • 2B2T-Chinese version

    2B2T-Chinese version

    IP: 2b2t.xin 2b2t China Version Are you frustrated that there is no pure server in China Are you queuing up for international service and are you still delayed after entering Start a Steve, equipment all rely on doing, the road depends on running! Different from the international version The server adopts the offline login mode, which makes the genuine and offline versions can enter the server And support Chinese ID to join, add the invincible time after rebirth, red stone biology and other optimization Return you a pure MC world as much as possible!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Honeyvale

    Honeyvale

    Hello everyone! Welcome to our new Minecraft server Honeyvale! We’re an inclusive community that strives to make everyone comfortable and happy. Our server is mostly PVE and meant for creativity and building and having fun with one another!

    We’re a semi-vanilla server with features such as MCMMO, Marriage, LWC, and Voting Rewards! We also include donator ranks that come with various perks that will be updated over time. Our server is mainly geared towards PvE, building, and community.

    Please be sure to follow our rules and have fun!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Alien Abductions: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 53
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • CavePvP Network

    CavePvP Network

    Hello!

    Welcome to the CavePvP Network! Get a free rank by typing /freerank ingame!

    We have HCF, Kitmap/KitPvP, Practice and more to come!

    The server supports both 1.7 and 1.8!

    IP – cavepvp.org Discord – http://cavepvp.org/discord

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • SmashMC

    SmashMC

    We started this project to play Smash with our friends. Now you can join for free to be a part of your community. We also offer BW-1vs1 and Molecraft

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Emeralds Found: 6796 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • NautiCraft

    NautiCraft

    NautiCraft is a well sourced, no griefing, low lag Minecraft survival server designed around a small but growing community. We offer an easy but fun survival experience for both new and experienced players. Here’s a list of some of the things we have to offer;

    – Player-made economy (and a server shop selling only essentials) – Optional PvP and optional keepinventory – 4 Base ranks and 4 Donator ranks – ArtMap – Creative plotworld for build or redstone testing, accessible to all ranks – GriefPrevention – And more!

    NautiCraft is a well moderated server. Our rules are straightforward and easy to follow, designed to make sure everyone can feel safe on the server. Staff are constantly working on all aspects of the server, both moderating and creating new features for players.

    We are continuously in development, which means that our server is not perfect. We try our very best to resolve issues quickly and we aspire to listen to our playerbase as much as possible. Here is a list of all the things we want to achieve: https://bit.ly/NC_Aspirations

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • ChampiCraft Network

    ChampiCraft Network

    Survival y PvP

    Auction system, mushroom-themed ranks, clans, pvp 1.19, betting, ffa, koth, crystal pvp, duels, protections, random rtp, comabte log, extra stores.

    Sandbox – Practica PvP

    New pvp system called crystal pvp or nexo pvp, it has custom kits, random rtp, tops kills or hours played, crystal acceleration for high ping users, combat log, desert sand area or a closed FFA arena.

    Anarchy – Anarchic

    You can do everything, except using hacks, but you can use xray, antiafk hours played system, commands like /stats, /back, /tpaccept, /tpa, /sethome, mushroom and mushroom theme ranges,

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Towns Built: 9 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • DarksCorner

    DarksCorner

    DarksCorner is a server owned by the popular youtuber Dark Corners.

    We currently have a survival server running on 1.15.2 without any lag. Feel free to check us out.

    Don’t forget to join our discord: discord.gg/darkcorners

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Dimension Hops: 10
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 36
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Mythical Swords Crafted: 85

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Nexus

    Nexus

    – Nexus Network Prison | Skyblock | Factions | Survival | Minigames | Creative

    Nexus focuses mainly on custom and unique experiences. Join today to see what the hype is all about!

    IP: mc.nexus.mn

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 45 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • SimplyVanilla

    SimplyVanilla

    Simply Vanilla is a Vanilla Anarchy server where the ONLY rule is no hack clients. Similar to 2b2t, but with out everyone using cheats, and the very long queues. Other than the no hacking rule, the server has absolutely NO other rules and NO other plugins. The server is completely Vanilla. Feel free to raid and grief bases, team up, build empires and kingdoms, and say what ever you want in chat. The server has never been reset and never will be. Join Today!

    discord.gg/dP7SqPF

    or join a cooler geopolitical RP server

    discord.gg/uJDGQWp

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 176 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Atrix

    Atrix

    We have four custom made worlds in total! so you can play anyone of these, Toxic will consist of magic and spells playing as witches and wizards in a kingdom run faction server with buy-able perks. Vanilla will be a standard vanilla Minecraft kingdoms survival server with buy-able perks. Medieval is going to be a server with horses and old medieval gear and castle and such. You may only build bases above ground and towns and such for the fact that nobody built bases underground. We have a discord and Minecraft server running right now with two functioning servers.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 868472 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 27
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • SkyBlock Network

    SkyBlock Network

    Join RGAMinecraft, DoniBobes and MacTh3Mac on the fantastic all New SkyBlock Network. Featuring OP SkyBlock, Classic SkyBlock. Now Featuring an All New Survival SMP Game Mode!

    Supported Versions – 1.8 through 1.16.2

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Villages Defended: 11 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • ManaCube

    ManaCube

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 113
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • ValorCraft

    ValorCraft

    Spells, Magic, abilities, custom mobs, bosses, Wands, Quests… Involve yourself into the world of valor where courage and guts count, complete quests, learn spells, defeat bosses, rule nations and more!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Void Gems Collected: 20
    Gods Slained: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 584

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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