🤣 Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP ever! Join us for a magical adventure where Harry is a swarthy white dude (or maybe half South Asian, who knows), Hermione is a black queen, and Ron is a ginger goofball who’s even dumber and lamer than usual. Dumbledore is a white dude, but his fabulous homosexuality is front and center (played by the one and only Ben Daniels).

Snape is an East Asian or hapa hottie (Henry Golding or that dude from Warrior), McGonagall is a fierce black woman (Adjoa Andoh slaying the game), and Lupin is just your average white dude. Nymphadora is an East Asian cutie, the Malfoys are even more bigoted and white (Tom Felton is Lucius, of course), and Hagrid is a big black dude (think the guy from Sweet Tooth).

Voldemort is a white incel (think teenage DJ Qualls, yikes), Pettigrew is just your average white guy, and Sirius is a “badboy” South Asian (played by Sayid from Lost or Vilgefortz from The Witcher). Bellatrix, being related to Sirius, is also South Asian and fierce as heck.

Neville might be white, but who knows, he might get poo’d (😂), Cedric is a mulatto dreamboat, Filch is a creepy white dude, and the Hogwarts student and faculty body is a wild mix of 50% white, 40% black, and 10% everything else. Come join the chaos and let’s make some magical memories together! ✨🧙‍♂️🔮 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 100/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
Farms Harvested: 484 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
Holy Grails Found: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Gates of Aevony

    Gates of Aevony

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    Greetings, fellow wanderer, welcome to Gates of Aevony! Come and play some sweet SMP survival with us or unleash your building skills in the Creative server to show your talent to the world. Free WorldEdit will be your friend.

    IP: mc.aevony.net

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    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 5866 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 9
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Dimension Hops: 8 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Aetheria

    Aetheria

    Aetheria is a hardcore roleplay server built to provide a fresh, unique experience. Using a vast selection of immersive plugins, proper utilization of rich story, and a highly responsible staff team, this server is expected to provide an amazing playground for its players.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Chimeras Created: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • DrugLegends

    DrugLegends

    One-of-a-kind Minecraft Drug Server featuring…

    [+] 3D Blackjack Games [+] 3D Slot Machines [+] Free F FLY [+] Custom Texturepack [+] KoTH’s and Outpost [+] Dynamic Farming and Spawner Economy [+] Events [+] Unique Custom Enchants [+] PayPal Payouts [+] Bosses

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 17
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Magical Moments Shared: 12
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • CraftCadia Network

    CraftCadia Network

    Here at CraftCadia, we strive to have an enjoyable and safe environment for our players. We have a variety of game types for every style of player! We offer classic games such as SkyBlock, Prison, Survival, and KitPVP! A strong point at CraftCadia Network is our ability to listen to player feedback. We do everything in our power to make sure that every player has a voice.

    We support Minecraft versions 1.8+

    IP: play.craftcadia.com Website: https://craftcadia.com

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 960243 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Alien Abductions: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Chimeras Created: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 24
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • SkyPrison

    SkyPrison

    SkyPrison is a prison located hundreds of feet above civilization. This prison consists of several floating islands which you can unlock by ranking up. Rank up by earning money and completing tasks on each island. As you make your way to freedom you may meet some not-so-friendly prisoners. Luckily, guards are there for your protection as long as you obey the prison laws. Fly high with SkyPrison today!

    But wait there’s more.

    SkyPrison also offers other games to enjoy within the server like paintball, parkour, and more to come! From time to time staff will host events such as SkyPvP, Tnt Spleef, Lavarun, and more original games from which you can earn rewards to advance your rank.

    * PVP, Events, Easter Egg Secrets, and Giveaways!

    * McMMO, Crates, Cars, Custom Recipes, Chat Games, and more!

    Visit our forums https://www.skyprison.net/ for useful information like rules, announcements, commands, staff applications, and more!

    Join our Discord community today! https://skyprison.net/discord

    Check out the server trailer here: https://youtu.be/wK2AkpdKq_I

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Alien Abductions: 0 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 1188
    Magical Moments Shared: 23 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • PotatoMC

    PotatoMC

    Potato MC is a high-quality Minecraft Skyblock server featuring unique content and an amazing community.

    1.8 -> 1.15 SUPPORT! » Pets » Balanced Economy » No Lag » YouTubers » Custom Plugins

    Come join our active community at PLAY.POTATOMC.COM !

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 297 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Void Gems Collected: 14 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Magic Wands Crafted: 15
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Azalel Nation

    Azalel Nation

    Azalel Nation

    Azalel Nation was founded on August 5 2013, which was the result of a merger between Azalel Craft and United Craft Nation. Azalel Nation is one of the best Minecraft servers in Indonesia with many features that are always up to date.

    -> Survival 1.15.2 -> Skyblock 1.15.2 -> Chocolate (Hardcore Vanilla) 1.15.2 -> Azaland (Minigames) 1.13.2

    Server IP: play.azalelnation.com [1.13.2 – 1.15.2]

    Website/Forum: https://azalelnation.com Discord: https://discord.azalelnation.com Vote Links: https://vote.azalelnation.com

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Emeralds Found: 1098
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Epic Quests Completed: 8 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • ArkFlame Network

    ArkFlame Network

    ArkFlame Network is a non-premium Minecraft 1.7 – 1.14 server with a wide selection of modes to play alone or with friends.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Buildings Constructed: 34
    Dimension Hops: 14 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Animals Bred: 156
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Minecraft SkyBlock Server

    Minecraft SkyBlock Server

    SkyBlock server (island survival) The point of the game is to develop your island. The server has island leveling systems. 1. The generation of ore depends on the level of the island; you develop the island and thereby pump up the generator. 2. Possibility to expand the borders of the island. The server is equipped with a voting system for rewards! Convenient server store, auction store and many other useful functions that cannot be described in three sentences, it’s easier to go in and see everything for yourself using the help command /help

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Farms Harvested: 111
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Crops Grown: 3137 Magic Crystals Found: 17

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Cubeside.de – Deutscher Minecraft Server

    Cubeside.de – Deutscher Minecraft Server

    Cubeside.de is one of the oldest German Minecraft servers. We offer you: – Freebuild – Server cities – Player Villages – Separate resource and farming worlds – Minigames – Bedwars – Skyblock – Pets – and much more… Contact: www: http://cubeside.de Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/Cubeside/ Teamspeak 3-Server: cubeside.de

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 31 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 44
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Desteria

    Desteria

    Desteria is one of the longest-running Minecraft Factions networks with the following features:

    • Custom classes with perks. Knight, Pirate, Assassin, Mage • Auction house system • Hourly boss fights • Custom tokens system. Mobs drop tokens. • King of the hill • Capability of destroying obsidian with 5 TNT hits • 99.99 uptime, lag-free experience with no expense.

    These are only several of dozens of features on Desteria. We optimize our gameplay to the full extent and keep our players in mind. We prefer performance and experience over players, and purchase the highest possible hardware available to host our servers.

    We would absolutely love for you to hop on and try our server. We welcome each and every player, and definitely encourage all players to participate within the community on our forums as well. See you around!

    If you need anything, contact any member of staff. Or contact me personally! [email protected]

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • No BS Hybrid Multiworld

    No BS Hybrid Multiworld

    This is a No BS approach to MC server hosting. There is no pay to win and you can obtain everything in game. This server is all about fun factor and meeting other great like minded people and having a blast together. We offer a wide range of activities Survival with Factions. Building with Land Claims. Mini Games. Economy. Ranking with no limits and no pay walls. We also offer a RPG world but this feature is currently in Alpha. We also offer a live map of the server : http://mc.gmaxlive.com:8123/

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Runes Activated: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Magic Items Found: 8710

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Divictus Gaming

    Divictus Gaming

    Divictus Gaming Residence Survival server SURVIVAL | FACTIONS | SKY BLOCK | SKY WARS | EGG WARS KIT BATTLE | CREATIVE

    IP: mc.divictusgaming.com Website: www.DivictusGaming.com

    * Custom World * Good PvP * Cars / Bikes * Residence * Many Crates

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 23
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Magic Items Found: 6263
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • PokeRivals

    PokeRivals

    PokeRivals offers an environment that is unmatched to any other server. Our community and custom content will take your breath away, and leave you playing for hours on end! Join our everlasting community today at play.pokerivals.com!

    Features: > Jobs (earn money any way you choose!) > Community Missions (unlock achievements and awards as a server!) > No Lag [100%]! > Interactive Discord > Lots of Events > Seasons like Fortnite!

    We are running Pixelmon Reforged Latest. To install pixelmon, please visit http://www.installpixelmon.com

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 37 Dimension Hops: 13

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • MC Badlands

    MC Badlands

    Join us on Discord! https://mcb-disc.docithe.net/

    We are primarily a survival server, but we also offer many plugins to build on that experience, protect our players and their builds, and improve the survival experience! PvP is optional!

    We have a fantastic, welcoming environment that’s been going strong for years! This isn’t just a big group of random people that play Minecraft on the same server – it’s a giant group of friends. We’ve withstood the test of time. MC Badlands has been around since 2011. This is not a server that’s going to go offline tomorrow. We’ve been here for a long time and we’re not going anywhere! We offer and encourage our players to participate in many play styles.

    At the end of the day, MC Badlands offers a the complete experience for any player that’s sure to keep you coming back for more! We look forward to meeting you!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 31 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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