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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 8122 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 21 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride of drama and betrayal, just like this wife had with her best friend. Who needs enemies when you have friends like Alex, are we right? We promise to provide you with a server experience that will make you question all your relationships, just like this guy questioned his marriage.
So come on over and let us help you cut ties with all the Alex’s in your life. We may not offer couples therapy, but we do offer a fun and entertaining Minecraft experience that will have you questioning your life choices. See you on the server!