| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 49 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 137 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Cash is a talented musician and songwriter known for his soulful vocals and powerful lyrics. He has a unique ability to connect with his audience through his music, drawing inspiration from personal experiences and emotions. Cash has a dedicated following and continues to make a name for himself in the music industry with his authentic sound and heartfelt performances.
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
1. Our server has a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy. Want to trade with them? Better bring your best llama impression!
2. We have a giant chicken that roams the land, laying diamond eggs for lucky players to find. But be warned, the chicken is easily offended and will peck anyone who gets too close.
3. Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a house entirely out of TNT. He claims it’s perfectly safe, but we’re not so sure…
4. Every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking sheep. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ patience). It’s the worst design change in the history of design changes, but hey, at least it’s entertaining!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
But that’s not all – we’ve also added a Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade for you to ride on, where you’ll encounter Fixer Hong Lu from the FangHunt Office who will help you navigate through the twists and turns of this insane railway.
Join our server now and experience the thrill of being a part of Project Moon’s universe, where Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina collide in a mind-bending adventure. And don’t worry about spoilers – we’ve got you covered with our tutorial that will guide you through all the craziness.
Download our server now on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
storm fags, who claim to fight for the… Minecraft SMP
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Survive alone or with your friends in a world with a new generation and its own characteristics!
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 3118 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 134 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
First of all, we have a 2nd Anniversary Livestream coming up on October 26th. Trust me, you don’t want to miss this, it’s going to be crazier than a creeper explosion!
We also have some wild events happening like Sim Room Overclock, NONSENSE RED [Red Hood Poll Costume], and LIFE AGAIN. And let me tell you, these events are so lit, even the Ender Dragon would be jealous.
But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming events for our Anniversary that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on our special recruit Rumani, she’s a total boss.
And if you think that’s all, think again! We have costume passes for Miranda: Thief of Justice and Tove: Baseball Fan. You’ll be looking fly as a parrot in no time.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and use the code STAYTACTICAL for some epic rewards. Don’t be a noob, come join the fun!
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Forget about traveling to bum fuck nowhere sites for work, because in our SMP, the only traveling you’ll be doing is exploring new biomes and finding hidden treasures. Who needs networking or virtualization when you can create your own automated farms and redstone contraptions?
So come join us and prove that you can make it in the world of industrial automation without losing your sanity. Plus, we have cookies. And by cookies, we mean virtual cookies that you can eat in-game. What are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best blocky life!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 20 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas and flying pigs. Our spawn point is a giant cake that you can actually eat (virtually, of course).
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Whisperer” who can communicate with chickens and make them do your bidding. Need a chicken army to take over the world? He’s got you covered.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs!
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Our server is filled with hilarious characters who have all chosen to embrace the bald life. From the mighty bald warrior who slays dragons with his shiny head to the bald wizard who casts spells using the power of his smooth scalp, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bald society where players can trade balding tips and tricks, participate in bald-themed challenges, and compete in epic bald battles for glory and bragging rights.
So if you’re ready to ditch the hair and join the fun, come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to be a true bald legend!
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic battles against the evil Chicken Army (yes, they’re armed with swords and they mean business).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance the Diamond Sheep and earn its respect?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a journey like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get wacky!
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.
At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
