Believing in Santa is childish and stupid, but believing in Minecraft SMP is epic

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Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place on the block!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of llamas, and battling evil chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, and a pet panda that can breakdance.

So why waste your time believing in Santa when you can join our server and believe in the power of Christ…the chicken that rose from the dead and turned water into lava. Yeah, it’s a bit weird but hey, it’s Minecraft!

Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3533	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Magic Items Found:	2586	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Chimeras Created:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Runes Activated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	23
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	86
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9950

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Mines Excavated:	4558

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	30	Dimension Hops:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	360
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Potions Brewed:	126
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Villages Defended:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ores Mined:	563	Animals Bred:	189
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Divine Spears Created:	24	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	134866
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!