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| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 9513 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 24 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 |
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