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| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 3283 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
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