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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 5396 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9171 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | New Chunks Explored: | 475580 |
Void Armor Forged: | 24 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
Divine Spears Created: | 28 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.