Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is like the AEW of Minecraft – full of drama, chaos, and unexpected twists! Just like when Hangman tried to go into business for himself, you never know what crazy antics will happen next on our server. Join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness! Who needs quality when you have pure insanity? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 106/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 6254
Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
Horror Stories Survived: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 15
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • SillySquid Minecraft SMP PT 4

    SillySquid Minecraft SMP PT 4
    Oh, honey, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP! It’s like a virtual fashion show, and Leah is always slaying with her pixelated outfits. You gotta join just to see her latest look, trust me.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server. They’re like little mob bosses, trading rare items and causing chaos wherever they go. You never know what they’ll do next!

    And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hunt that happens every full moon. Rumor has it there’s a diamond-encrusted pickaxe hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a pack of angry wolves. Will you be brave enough to find it?

    So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as intense as the creeper explosions. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll in this pixelated paradise!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Potions Brewed: 102 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Filters Firsties Minecraft SMP

    Filters Firsties Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! We have flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco club where the creepers bust a move!

    Join our SMP if you want to ride into battle on a giant chicken, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, or participate in our weekly llama fashion show. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be found. So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky world of wonder and chaos today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 2120 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Magic Items Found: 1984
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Angela’s Minecraft Server

    Angela’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of looking like a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can transform into the iconic Angela from Silent Hill 2! That’s right, strut your stuff in a creepy, yet stylish outfit that will have all the mobs running scared.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with haunted mansions, spooky forests, and even a few jump scares along the way. Who needs diamonds when you can collect creepy dolls and rusty knives instead?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner Angela. Just be prepared for some seriously twisted nightmares…err, we mean fun!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 198
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Demon Skulls Collected: 45
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • The Kween’s Phase Cuck Bros Minecraft SMP

    The Kween’s Phase Cuck Bros Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a phasecuckbro and getting BTFO by our kween? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop laughter as we conquer the virtual world together.

    Our server is filled with crazy characters, from a talking llama who gives out questionable advice to a group of villagers who have formed their own cult dedicated to mining diamonds. You never know what you’ll encounter next in our wacky world.

    But the real reason to join our SMP? The legendary treasure hidden deep within our server. Rumor has it that there is a secret stash of enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of rabid wolves. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim the title of ultimate treasure hunter?

    So what are you waiting for? Leave your phasecuckbro days behind and join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in our world, anything can happen!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 30 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 21
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Fan Service Minecraft Server

    Fan Service Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with some epic fanservice! We’ve got hot tubs filled with lava, diamond armor fashion shows, and even a secret strip mining club (shh, don’t tell the mods)! Join us for a wild ride that will have you saying, “I didn’t know Minecraft could be this sexy!” So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for some scandalous fun!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • just make your own game Minecraft SMP

    just make your own game Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you’re tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules. Here, we encourage you to break blocks with your face, ride pigs into battle, and build your house out of nothing but diamond blocks (because why not?).

    Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mini-games that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Want to fight a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Go for it! Feel like building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? We won’t stop you (but we might laugh when you crash).

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Chicken King will be granted unlimited diamonds and eternal glory (or maybe just a pat on the back from the admin).

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). See you in the game, and remember: always bring a spare pickaxe and a sense of humor!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Demon Skulls Collected: 28
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP (1.16.5)

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Buildings Constructed: 6
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 25

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Why Can’t White Boys Minecraft Server

    Why Can’t White Boys Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where white boys dominate the game? Well, look no further because on our server, white boys are banned! That’s right, no more dealing with their basic builds and lackluster PvP skills. Join us for a wild ride where only the most colorful and creative players thrive.

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who have taken over the server and demand sacrifices of diamonds and emeralds in exchange for protection. Will you be able to appease these llama overlords and earn their favor?

    And if that wasn’t enough, our server is also home to a group of mischievous Endermen who have learned how to break blocks and build their own structures. You never know what crazy creations they’ll come up with next!

    So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and leave your white boy antics at the door. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Magic Items Found: 4116
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Zombie Dances: 6 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 16
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • After Christians Die Minecraft SMP

    After Christians Die Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never fall for Jewish tricks like Christcuck did! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, cauldrons, and holy trees. Who knows, you might even get transformed into fertile chaos yourself! Don’t be a Christtard, join us and experience the true meaning of eternal death in the most lolzy way possible. See you on the server, if you dare to face the wrath of Holle!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 13

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • KEK I Fucking Can’t Minecraft Server

    KEK I Fucking Can’t Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server like a boss.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they swim in a pool of them every day.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 18
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Minecraft SMP – XIVG – The Final Dawn Trail

    Minecraft SMP – XIVG – The Final Dawn Trail
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more shenanigans than a clown convention.

    Join us for our upcoming events like the Costume Party Mixer in Goblin, where you can strut your stuff in your best Minecraft skin! Or how about the Halloween Musicals meetup in Balmung, where we’ll be belting out show tunes while fighting off creepers.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got meetups for every occasion, from shared FATE meetups to male meetups to badlands chugs watch parties. And don’t even get us started on the Moogle Treasure Trove – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with more moogles.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. See you in the game!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Boring Argonians Minecraft Server

    Boring Argonians Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing with boring, lame, stupid, and ugly Argonians in other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server and experience a whole new level of excitement with Argonians that are actually cool, hilarious, genius, and drop-dead gorgeous!

    Our server is home to the most epic Argonians you’ll ever meet. They can build entire cities in a day, tame dragons with a single look, and tell jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, they have the best fashion sense in all of Minecraft – forget boring old scales, our Argonians rock designer armor and accessories that will make you green with envy.

    So why settle for boring when you can join our server and hang out with the most fabulous Argonians in the blocky world? Come for the builds, stay for the laughs, and leave with a whole new appreciation for these reptilian wonders. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the awesomeness of our Argonians!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Buildings Constructed: 13
    Magic Crystals Found: 11 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Zombie Dances: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • MP3 CDs Minecraft SMP Expert

    MP3 CDs Minecraft SMP Expert
    Are you tired of living in a world where people don’t even know what MP3 CDs are? Join our Minecraft SMP where we celebrate all things retro and outdated! We’ve got players who still think dial-up internet is the bee’s knees and swear by their trusty VHS tapes.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary MP3 CD dungeon, where players can battle against ancient technology monsters like the dreaded Walkman Warrior and the floppy disk fiend. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mythical AOL dial-up modem that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in combat.

    So if you’re ready to embrace the past and laugh in the face of modern technology, come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the good ol’ days of MP3 CDs!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 412734 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Dimension Hops: 0 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Blocky Fun Zone Minecraft Server

    Blocky Fun Zone Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, Trump has won a record breaking THIRD presidential race! And what does that mean for you? Well, for starters, he’ll probably get at least one, maybe two more SCOTUS picks. That’s right, you can build your very own Supreme Court in Minecraft and have Trump appointing all the judges. Who needs democracy when you have Trump ruling the land in Minecraft? Join now for a truly unique and outrageous experience!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Towns Built: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Love Letters Sent: 7
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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