Believe Minecraft SMP Shitter

aew, Booking, Business, Character development, Competition, creative decisions, criticism, Decline, Drama, Entertainment, Fans, hangman page, Minecraft, Opinions, Performance, professional wrestling, Quality, shitter, smp, Storyline, talent, wrestling, wrestling industry

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is like the AEW of Minecraft – full of drama, chaos, and unexpected twists! Just like when Hangman tried to go into business for himself, you never know what crazy antics will happen next on our server. Join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness! Who needs quality when you have pure insanity? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Enchantments Applied:	152	Runes Activated:	0
Love Letters Sent:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Zombie Dances:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Explore the depths of the SeaSide sea…. ● Over 1000+ Custom Items ● Unlock new islands and items ● Daily quests ● Defeat powerful bosses ● Find valuable treasure chests & crates ● Start your own crew ● Unique PvP/PvE Experience ● 100+ Custom Enchants ● Gambling: Roulette, Coinflip and Jackpot ● Build your own raft ● Compete with other players in PvP or ranking. Weekly updates at the request of YOU. And much more…

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ores Mined:	5407
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Void Armor Forged:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Maestrea – A unique and unforgettable skyblock RPG experience SERVER VERSION: 1.20.1! Having run servers for a long time, our team knows what we’re doing. Being one of the fastest growing Towny servers with awesome plugins like Towny, Mythic Drops and McMMO, Jobs as well as a ton of custom developed plugins and greatly configured ones as well, to enhance your experience and make sure your time on the server will never be boring. With involved owners and an active, dedicated staff team, we’re able to release new content and updates often! We put the players and their friends first and there are many plugins that our close-knit community enjoys.We have a custom ranking system allowing you to unlock new features by ranking up and getting more perks for yourself and your Town & Friends. As well as a Brewing plugin that adds 80+ custom brewing recipes!Features: Towny, McMMO, MythicDrops, Jobs, Economy, 6 Dungeons, Survival, PVE, Custom items, Custom Mobs, Mob Arena, Brewing, Active Staff, Friendly Community, Dedicated Server, Skyblock, Invasion event, Boss arenas, Custom MobsHope to see you on the server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	23	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Zombie Dances:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Enchantments Applied:	218	Love Letters Sent:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magic Items Found:	4187
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Emeralds Found:	1785	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Endless Night Skies:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Animals Bred:	25	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	970	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	164	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Dimension Hops:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).