Believe Minecraft SMP Shitter

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is like the AEW of Minecraft – full of drama, chaos, and unexpected twists! Just like when Hangman tried to go into business for himself, you never know what crazy antics will happen next on our server. Join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness! Who needs quality when you have pure insanity? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

BoomerCamBlocker420

BoomerCamBlocker420, elderly father, elderly parent, family boundaries, family dynamics, family privacy, family relationships, family vacation, patriarch, personal space, privacy, Relaxation, remote sanctuary, remote vacation home, security cameras, truman show, vacation boundaries, vacation home, vacation house

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape “real life” and have some privacy? Look no further! Our server is like a remote vacation home, but with a twist – your aging father (86) watches your every move through security cameras! See deer, listen to birds, and dodge the local caretaker as you navigate through this hilarious and slightly creepy world.

Join now for the chance to be in your own personal episode of “The Truman Show”! Your every move will be monitored by the patriarch himself, who just wants to see his grandkids running around and playing with the dog. But don’t worry, he promises he doesn’t have the time or interest to watch you all the time… or does he?

So if you’re looking for a server where you can relax, unwind, and have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all, join us now! Just remember to keep an eye out for those movement alerts – you never know who might be watching.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SignsOfASurvivor – Minecraft SMP

battle scars, coping mechanisms, emotional distress, emotional scars, Healing Process, inner strength, mental health, mental toughness, Minecraft, overcoming adversity, psychological trauma, resilience, signs of distress., signs of emotional pain, signs of hardship, signs of struggle, signs of suffering, signs of trauma, SignsOfASurvivor, smp, Trauma, Trauma recovery

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got players building secret underground lairs, forming alliances, and betraying each other left and right. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with way more explosions and way less incest (hopefully). Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing who you can trust and who’s secretly plotting your demise. Just remember, on this server, a sign isn’t just a sign – it’s a cry for help from someone who’s been through some serious shit. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Enchantments Applied:	164	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Mythical Quests Completed:	21

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Last Day Craft!

appreciate life, carpe diem, cherish every moment, Craft, Day, embrace the unknown, end of life, existential questions, final moments, fleeting moments, last chance, last day on earth, life’s purpose, live in the present, live like there’s no tomorrow, live with intention, live without regrets, living fully, make memories, make the most of it, mortality, Seize the Day

What if it’s your last day on earth and you haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet? You’d be missing out on the chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, diamond armor-wearing llamas, and secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few creepers). Don’t spend your last day on earth regretting not joining our server – come join the madness and let’s craft some laughs together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Magic Items Found:	8450
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SinwarSlayer69

OMG guys, have you heard the news? Sinwar, the ultimate Minecraft boss, has been taken down on our server! FM Katz just confirmed it, it’s legit! Join us now and be a part of this epic victory! Sinwar thought he was tough, but he was no match for our squad of fearless players. Come join the fun and be a part of the most epic battles in Minecraft history! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and show Sinwar who’s boss!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CoughCraft: Tuberculosis Tracker

6 months, Bacterial infection, chronic cough, cough analysis, cough frequency, cough monitoring, CoughCraft, Disease Progression, Healthcare, Infectious Disease, long-term study, Medical research, Monitoring, objective tracking, Patients, public health, pulmonary conditions, respiratory health, study, Tracker, treatment effectiveness, Tuberculosis

so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you start coughing like crazy, but it’s not just any cough, it’s like a super special cough that can only be cured by playing on this server for 6 months straight. and get this, the more you cough, the better your treatment works! it’s like magic or something. come join us and cough your way to victory, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Divine Spears Created:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Dragons Tamed:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Magic Items Found:	4476

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

AwokenMC

1.16, bedrock, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, java, Minigames, Modded, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Roleplay, Shop, Skyblock, Spigot, Survival, Vanilla

20+ origins Skills that have passive abilities and mana abilities pyromining and pyrofishing Chunk-based claiming with lands Dynmap Alchohol

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Emeralds Found:	5134	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Farms Harvested:	493	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Mineserver

#mineserver, ADDING, Adventure, apex hosting, Challenges, Community, Crafting, Creative, Difficult, Exploration, minecraft server, multiplayer, New server, ONLINE, Plugins, Sandbox, Survival, survival mode, Updates

This server is a survival type. It is currently new, and I am still adding new stuff, but it works for now. Apex Hosting has been a real pain and adding plugins are really hard with Apex because sometimes it doesn’t add them

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Atoq: Where vanilla is the only thing semi about it!

art, Atoq, Beliefs, Chill Community, custom origins, Events, In-Game Voice Chat, Lore, music maker mods, Polls, Semi, smp, Staff, Vanilla

Atoq Origins SMP

Atoq is a lightly modded origins SMP for content creators

Features
⏰ Long-term
✨ Events and polls
✅ Whitelist + Application
👥 Chill community and staff
🌌 In game voice chat, art and music maker mods
📖 Lore
🔍 Java v1.19.3
🦇 Custom origins and beliefs

Join our Discord for more information: https://discord.gg/Nw9xWuyKuU

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by applying for whitelist on our Discord server.
What version of Java is required?	You will need Java v1.19.3 to play on the server.
Are there any custom features on the server?	Yes, we have custom origins and beliefs for players to explore.
Is there a long-term plan for the server?	Yes, Atoq is designed for long-term gameplay.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	164	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Wataten’s Fun Minecraft Server

adorable, animation, Anime, Character, comedy, cute, Demand, Fan, friendship, Fun, japanese, Kawaii, Manga, Minecraft, Noa, Otaku, Request, school life, series, Server, slice of life, Thread, Wataten, Watatens

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because Noa demands a thread! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in the land of Noa, there was a legendary diamond sword that could only be wielded by the bravest and most skilled players. Rumor has it that whoever possesses this sword will have the power to control the entire server! But beware, for there are evil mobs lurking around every corner, ready to steal the sword for themselves.

But fear not, dear player, for on our server you will have the chance to embark on epic quests, battle fierce bosses, and even ride on the backs of dragons! Yes, you heard that right, DRAGONS! So what are you waiting for? Join Noa demands a thread and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Dreamt About SMP: The Japanese Language Professor

acknowledge, active study, aged, continue, dream, dreamt, fortune, Impactful, japanese, japanese language, Japanese language professor, Language, Last Night, let down, Long Time, my fortune, new students, Professor, Real Life, Rush, smp, Students, study

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where dreams come true and Japanese language professors age 10 years overnight!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself face to face with your old Japanese language professor, who has somehow time-traveled into the game. But wait, she’s in a rush because she’s got a whole new class of students to teach – and you could be one of them!

Don’t let your dreams of learning Japanese slip away like I did in my dream. Join our wacky SMP today and who knows what other crazy adventures await you. Plus, get your fortune read by our mystical in-game fortune teller – just be prepared for the unexpected!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of learning. See you in the game!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

EstateSaleGoneWrong

clean out, current market value, decision, disagreement, estate home, EstateSaleGoneWrong, Fairness, family dynamics, family legacy, family members, financial dispute, Home ownership, Inheritance, Négotiation, original price, price at time of death, Property, Purchase, real estate, refusal, Updates

Are you tired of boring old family drama? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next!

Join us and escape the real world where relatives argue over house prices and instead build your dream home without any pesky inheritance disputes.

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps, just like the time Uncle Bob accidentally set fire to the entire village with a misplaced torch.

So why wait? Join us now and leave the real world behind for a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing over property values!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Dimension Hops:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

LoveCraft SMP: First Love Lessons

attachment styles, emotional attachment, emotional connections, emotional development, first love, HEARTBREAK, Intimacy, lasting impact., lessons, life experiences, long-term effects, love, love and relationships, love patterns, lovecraft, personal growth, psychological impact, relationship patterns, relationships, romantic relationships, Self Discovery, smp, Trust, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where first love isn’t just a teenage crush, it’s a game changer!

Picture this: you’re building a cozy little house when suddenly, Cupid himself shoots you with his arrow and you fall head over heels for another player. But here’s the twist – if you break up, your house gets blown up! That’s right, love is a battlefield in this SMP!

But don’t worry, it’s not all heartbreak and explosions. Join us and see how experiencing first love shapes the way you view relationships later in life. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a pixelated paradise. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the love (and chaos) begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ores Mined:	7294	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MemoryCraft: Cringe Edition

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Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Join our Minecraft server and create new embarrassing memories that will haunt you forever!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink llamas comes charging at you, stealing all your precious loot and laughing maniacally. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in a heated potato sack race with a group of zombie villagers, or participating in a competitive sheep shearing contest against a team of evil witches.

So why wait? Join our server today and make memories that will have you laughing (or cringing) for years to come!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Secret Passages Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Love Letters Sent:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

abroad, Bans, family, fertility, International, italy, law, Legal, Medical, Minecraft, parenting, PastaCraft, people, Planning, Procedures, reproductive, restrictions, RIGHTS, Seek, Server, surrogacy, travel, Travelling

so like, this server is like the Italy of Minecraft servers, except we don’t ban anyone from travelling anywhere, especially not to seek surrogacy! come join us and experience the joy of building your own virtual family with our surrogacy-friendly community. who needs Italy when you can have a Minecraft baby mama? lolz.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	450
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

RiotCraft: Moldovan Misfits

Citizens, Civil unrest, Conspiracy, destabilization, Espionage, foreign influence, investigation, law enforcement, misfits, Moldovan, Moldovan police, political manipulation, programme, Propaganda, RIOTCRAFT, Riots, russia, SECURITY, staged, Training, Uncovered, undercover operation, Unrest

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIT AF! WE GOT MOLOVAN POLICE TRAINING PEEPS TO STAGE RIOTS AND UNREST IN RUSSIA, BUT INSTEAD, THEY DECIDED TO MAKE A MINECRAFT SERVER!

JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC RIOTS AND CHAOS, BUT LIKE, IN A FUN WAY! BUILD YOUR OWN RIOT GEAR AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE COPS (JK, THERE’S NO ZOMBIE COPS, JUST REGULAR ZOMBIES)!

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, BUT SHHH, DON’T TELL ANYONE!

SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S CAUSE SOME DIGITAL MAYHEM TOGETHER! #RIOTCRAFTFOREVER #LOLZYTOWN

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!