lol come join our minecraft server, where the only thing getting struck is your funny bone! we got more explosions than a ukraine strike on belgorod, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt (except maybe your dignity).

our server is so lit, russia is even talking about it! they say five players have been killed by laughter and 46 have been injured from falling out of their chairs while playing. but hey, that’s just a normal day on our server.

we’ve got more chaos than a russian political rally, more fun than a ukrainian dance party, and more surprises than a belgorod street market. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our server!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Wilderness Tamed: 12
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY