Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, there are massive blasts happenin’ all the time! It’s like Beirut up in here, but with blocky explosions and stuff. Israeli air strikes be droppin’ bombs left and right, makin’ the whole server shake like a polaroid picture. You gotta be quick on your feet and build bomb shelters like your life depends on it, cuz it totally does. Join now for the thrill of a lifetime and see if you can survive the chaos!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 94/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
Invisible Walls Found: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 59
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Runes Activated: 3
Rainbows Spotted: 8 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

    Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

    Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

    So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 43
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • BlockBusterMinecraft SMP

    BlockBusterMinecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken nugget. But be warned, the nugget is guarded by a herd of zombie cows who are obsessed with disco music.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the derpy llama unicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because these llamacorns have a mischievous streak!

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies or build a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to the Nether? Join us today and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Alien Abductions: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 49
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Star Shards Collected: 141 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!

    BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!
    Are you tired of boring old servers that make you yawn harder than a sleepy kitten? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our Minecraft server is about to blow your mind! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where every block is made of pure glitter and unicorns fly through the sky farting rainbows.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like it’s Thriller night. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a giant hot tub filled with lava that you can relax in while sipping on a potion of fire resistance.

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you watch a group of skeletons perform a synchronized swimming routine or witness a pack of wolves form a boy band and serenade you with howls of love? Trust us, this server is so epic, it’ll make your favorite movie look like a snoozefest in comparison. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Dimension Hops: 11 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • DockCraftStrike

    DockCraftStrike
    so, like, there was this big ol’ dockworker strike, right? but then, like, outta nowhere, they were all like “nah, we good now” and went back to work. but, like, they left behind all these crazy cool docks and ships and stuff, and now we got this awesome new minecraft server to play on!

    come join us on this server, where you can sail the high seas and battle pirate zombies while building your own epic dock empire. we got treasure hunts, underwater caves full of diamonds, and even a secret underwater city ruled by a squid king.

    so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? come hang out with us and have a blast on the docks!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 18 New Chunks Explored: 678843
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Crafty Crew – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Crew – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Nambona, the local alcoholic Aussie, rules the land! Join us if you’re ready to game hard and shittalk even harder!

    Reasons to join: – Nambona loves alcohol, Yakuza games, Kaizo, and Brood War – just imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with him! – Watch Nambona on Twitch as he takes on Casio Mario World – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before! – Join our server and experience the chaos for yourself – who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll have with Nambona leading the way!

    Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Emeralds Found: 984 Falling into the Void: 0
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Farms Harvested: 351

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • ‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind

    ‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we have EVERYTHING you could ever want. We’ve got multi-year extensions on our server, 180+ gorillion diamonds waiting to be mined, and a non-exclusivity deal that will blow your mind. Plus, we’ve got Netflix streaming so you can watch all your favorite shows while you mine away.

    But that’s not all, we’ve also got PPVs on Peacock and the Network worldwide. You can battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills to players from all over the world. And don’t even get me started on the phaseout of the third hour – we’re increasing our yearly revenue like crazy and moving into profitability faster than you can say “creeper”.

    So come join us on this insane journey and see how the AEWtists will reckon with our undeniable victory. Even Gaytch himself would have to give us props for how epic this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most impressive Minecraft SMP around!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 22 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 33 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5
    Ores Mined: 9471 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • TeenPoolParty Minecraft Server

    TeenPoolParty Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server where you can swim with competitive 14-year-old girls in a virtual pool! Don’t worry, their parents are totally cool with it. Plus, we have a special “Tinder” feature where you can meet virtual dates who may or may not judge you for your questionable pool companions. Come join the fun and see why we’re the most scandalous Minecraft server around!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Ores Mined: 7682 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • SnoozeCraft: No Room for Night Owls

    SnoozeCraft: No Room for Night Owls
    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is brewing just like a potion in a cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family situation!

    🎮 Need a break from real-life family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from obnoxious sisters and their loud boyfriends. No noise-cancelling headphones required here, just good old-fashioned peace and quiet (unless a creeper sneaks up on you, that is).

    🤪 Dive into a world where kicking out unruly guests is as easy as mining for diamonds. Who needs family therapy when you can just ban them from your virtual realm? It’s all fun and games until someone starts calling their friends and family to complain about being kicked out of the server!

    🌟 So come on over and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs sleep when you can stay up all night building epic structures and battling mobs? Just remember, in our world, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. 😉

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • NoInternetNights Minecraft SMP

    NoInternetNights Minecraft SMP

    Imagine a world without internet… shudders But fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the dark abyss of boredom! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Legend has it that these llamas once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but their spit and sheer determination. So if you want to learn from the best, join us and witness the greatness of the llama overlords.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that if you can impress the chickens with your sick dance moves, they will grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious community you’ll ever encounter. Who needs internet when you have llamas and dancing chickens to keep you entertained?

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 34 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19 Falling into the Void: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 14 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • BlockbusterSteve

    BlockbusterSteve
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for movie buffs and gamers alike!

    Join us and embark on epic quests inspired by your favorite movie characters. Want to team up with Iron Man to defeat the Ender Dragon? Done. How about building a replica of Hogwarts with Harry Potter? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    But that’s not all – we have exclusive events where you can battle it out in Hunger Games-style arenas or participate in dance-offs with the Avengers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a world where Nicolas Cage is the ruler and everything is made of cheese.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your wildest movie fantasies come to life in the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 2961 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    New Chunks Explored: 453770 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Blowin’ Flagz Server

    Blowin’ Flagz Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where the flags actually MOVE and DANCE like they’re at a rave party! you’ll never see anything like it, it’s like a flag parade 24/7! plus, our sheep wear sunglasses and ride around on pigs like they’re in a wild west showdown. it’s a hoot and a half, i tell ya! oh, and did i mention the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas who can do backflips and karate chops? it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness, you gotta see it to believe it! so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your life!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Star Shards Collected: 145 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • The Not-So-Greatlands: Where Mods and Roleplay Collide!

    The Not-So-Greatlands: Where Mods and Roleplay Collide!

    The Greatlands Server

    Server Type BEDROCK
    Theme NOT ORGINS BUT KINDA LOL
    Server Status WHITELIST SERVER

    Welcome to The Greatlands Gaming Community! The Greatlands is a fantasy world rich with lore where you can find many different mystical creatures, kingdoms, gods/goddesses, and many more roaming the land. Nothing about this world is normal, from monsters that’ll change shape to floating sky kingdoms, the Greatlands has it all!

    What Do We Offer?

    A Little Bit About Us!

    This project we created by many different creators worldwide more than 3 years ago has become bigger than we’d ever imagined. Founded back during the pandemic The Greatlands has been an ongoing community since bringing in many players yearly! Our content and community teams push the limits of Minecraft while still keeping the simplicity and “at home” feeling.

    How Do I Join?

    Must join Discord to receive server port! Join Discord

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I join without being whitelisted? No, this is a whitelisted server. You must join the Discord and get whitelisted to join.
    What is the server theme? The server theme is a fantasy world rich with lore and mystical creatures.
    How long has the server been active? The server has been active for more than 3 years.
    Is there a special game mode on the server? Yes, the server offers a Labyrinth game mode that provides a unique gameplay experience.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Ocarina of Time Minecraft Server

    Ocarina of Time Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further! Join our server and experience a world where Ocarina of Time is considered underrated – that’s right, underrated!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server found a secret dungeon filled with dancing chickens who dropped diamonds instead of eggs. Legend has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive Disco Creeper who explodes in a shower of glitter and confetti. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether and back again.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just discover that Ocarina of Time is the most overrated game of all time!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Divine Spears Created: 17
    Demon Skulls Collected: 24 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Alien Abductions: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • No Money? No Problem Minecraft SMP

    No Money? No Problem Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we do things a little differently. Ever wanted to join a server where the goal isn’t to build the biggest castle or mine the most diamonds, but to create the most outrageous schemes and elaborate plans? Look no further!

    Join us and become a master of deception, a connoisseur of chaos, a wizard of wackiness. Build a company in-game that rebrands existing blocks as new, revolutionary materials with just a tiny tweak. Watch as your fellow players invest in your “innovative” ideas, only to realize they’ve been bamboozled by your brilliant strategy.

    Imagine the conversations at our virtual cocktail parties, where players boast about their ridiculous schemes and outlandish plans. Tell tales of how you duped your friends into believing your dirt house was actually a luxury mansion, or how you convinced the entire server to invest in your “groundbreaking” redstone contraption that does absolutely nothing.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Who knows, you might just uncover the secret recipe for success in the most unexpected places. Just be sure to keep your schemes under wraps, or risk revealing your true intentions to the world.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 25
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • GodmotherGoneWild

    GodmotherGoneWild
    Looking for a Minecraft server that appreciates all your hard work and dedication? Look no further than our server, where we value your commitment like no other! Just like how this poor soul was ditched as a godparent after all their efforts, we promise to never abandon you in your time of need.

    Join us and experience the thrill of being appreciated for all your hard work, just like changing diapers and feeding babies at 2am! Our server is the perfect place for those who want to feel valued and respected, unlike this poor soul who was replaced as a godparent for no good reason.

    Don’t be like this unfortunate soul who was left feeling unappreciated and betrayed. Join our server and be a part of a community that truly values your efforts, no matter how small they may seem. Plus, we promise not to replace you with someone who can’t even do their own laundry! So come on over and experience the love and appreciation you deserve.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8028 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Enchantments Applied: 281
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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