BeholdTheBlockParty Minecraft SMP

alive, based woman, BeholdTheBlockParty, Free Yourself, glowkike surveillance state, half chan brainlet, Minecraft, Ops, peter thiel, Pit, smp, talks, Talmud denouncement

Are you tired of being stuck in the half-chan brainlet pit? Want to break free from the glowkike surveillance state ops? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP, where the only based woman alive will guide you to enlightenment! Join us as we denounce the Talmud, discuss Peter Thiel, and uncover the secrets of the universe. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you. So come on, join us and let’s break free from the shackles of the glowkike surveillance state ops together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4278	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	327

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Ores Mined:	3885	Void Armor Forged:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	24

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	30	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Falling into the Void:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Ores Mined:	9664

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Love Letters Sent:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Void Armor Forged:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	260	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Void Gems Collected:	24	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Divine Spears Created:	29	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!