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| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 3779 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 6188 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 33 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Uncle drama can’t compare to the chaos that awaits you! Join us for a wild ride filled with rebellious nieces, stolen beers, and hot-wired cars – all in the virtual world of Minecraft!
Forget about boring old water in the fridge, on our server, you’ll have access to all the virtual Gatorade you can drink (if you’re into that sort of thing). And don’t worry about age restrictions, because in our world, everyone’s age is just a number!
So come on over and join the fun – who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a virtual hot-wired car adventure with Alissa herself! Just remember, on our server, the only rule is to have a good time and leave the drama at the door (or in this case, the guest room). See you there!
