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| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 796 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are as explosive as your hangover after a night of partying with villagers! Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world, where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not, but a player can dream, right?).
Our server is the perfect place for those who like to play hard and mine harder. We have custom biomes that will make you feel like you’re exploring a whole new world (because you are, duh). And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever fought a zombie wearing a tutu? Well, now’s your chance!
So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig, we don’t judge), and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, the only thing better than building a castle is doing it with a beer in hand. Cheers!
