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| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 8295 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 |
join our epic minecraft server where beds are parking spots for humans! yes, you heard that right. no more boring old beds for sleeping, now you can park yourself in them like a car! imagine rolling up to your bed, honking your imaginary horn, and sliding right in like a boss. it’s a whole new level of relaxation, trust us.
but that’s not all! our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers let loose and show off their sick dance moves. you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper do the worm on the dance floor.
oh, and did we mention the flying pigs? that’s right, we have flying pigs soaring through the sky, delivering bacon straight to your inventory. it’s like ubereats, but way more magical.
so come join us on our minecraft server for a wild ride of parking beds, dancing creepers, and flying pigs. you won’t regret it, we promise.
