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| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 6560 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 37 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
| Ores Mined: | 1318 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
join our epic minecraft server where beds are parking spots for humans! yes, you heard that right. no more boring old beds for sleeping, now you can park yourself in them like a car! imagine rolling up to your bed, honking your imaginary horn, and sliding right in like a boss. it’s a whole new level of relaxation, trust us.
but that’s not all! our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers let loose and show off their sick dance moves. you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper do the worm on the dance floor.
oh, and did we mention the flying pigs? that’s right, we have flying pigs soaring through the sky, delivering bacon straight to your inventory. it’s like ubereats, but way more magical.
so come join us on our minecraft server for a wild ride of parking beds, dancing creepers, and flying pigs. you won’t regret it, we promise.
