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Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 8830 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
Explore our vast world and uncover the secrets that lie within, just like the trash under your boyfriend’s bed. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon as you journey through our server?
And don’t worry, we promise not to judge you for bringing up the pee situation. In fact, we encourage open communication and honesty here, even if it leads to a couple of days of awkward silence. After all, what’s a Minecraft server without a little bit of drama?
So come on over and join us for a truly unforgettable experience. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you’ll pee your pants (but hopefully not in bottles under your bed).