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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 3231 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Towns Built: | 7 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 91 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!
But that’s not all – our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a chicken who thinks it’s a ninja to a villager who speaks only in Shakespearean insults, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft SMP!