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Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 309 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 33 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
New Chunks Explored: | 591024 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Divine Spears Created: | 30 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 27 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!
But that’s not all – our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a chicken who thinks it’s a ninja to a villager who speaks only in Shakespearean insults, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft SMP!