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| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 8048 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 1375 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 66 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
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So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft SMP!
