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| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 2000 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only political agenda is building the most epic pixel art and surviving the creepers! Join us if you’re tired of being called a Nazi just for playing video games. Elon Musk might even drop by to mine some diamonds with us, who knows?
We don’t care about your follower count or your views, as long as you’re not spouting commie talking points while building your castle. Embrace your inner enemy and let’s silence the haters with our epic builds and ridiculous shenanigans.
So come join us and let’s show the world that Minecraft is for everyone, no matter what political nonsense they’re spewing. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together in this wild and wacky world of blocks and mobs. See you in the game!
