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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 3009 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
Farms Harvested: | 195 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
once, a player built a giant rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon and back in less than a minute. it was so fast, everyone’s heads exploded from the speed. but don’t worry, we have a respawn button that brings you back to life with a new head.
our server is so crazy, we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes and rainbows that make you fly. you can even ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil zombies.
join us now and experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server ever created! you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun.