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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 7046 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 80 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Votes: | 4657 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 22 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 22 |
But wait, there’s more! Our players are so dedicated, they will call every cop within a 1000-mile radius just to complain about virtual bears getting shot. And don’t even get us started on the press and the online shitposts – it’s a real circus out here!
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community so passionate about protecting virtual wildlife that they will go to extreme lengths to get their neighbors arrested for defending their homes? Plus, who wouldn’t want to cuddle with a bear that just broke into your house?
Come join the fun and chaos on our Minecraft server – where the drama is as wild as the mobs themselves!