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Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 5491 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 9 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our players are so dedicated, they will call every cop within a 1000-mile radius just to complain about virtual bears getting shot. And don’t even get us started on the press and the online shitposts – it’s a real circus out here!
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community so passionate about protecting virtual wildlife that they will go to extreme lengths to get their neighbors arrested for defending their homes? Plus, who wouldn’t want to cuddle with a bear that just broke into your house?
Come join the fun and chaos on our Minecraft server – where the drama is as wild as the mobs themselves!