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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 2790 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 14 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Mines Excavated: | 3616 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our players are so dedicated, they will call every cop within a 1000-mile radius just to complain about virtual bears getting shot. And don’t even get us started on the press and the online shitposts – it’s a real circus out here!
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community so passionate about protecting virtual wildlife that they will go to extreme lengths to get their neighbors arrested for defending their homes? Plus, who wouldn’t want to cuddle with a bear that just broke into your house?
Come join the fun and chaos on our Minecraft server – where the drama is as wild as the mobs themselves!