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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 3075 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 50 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our players are so dedicated, they will call every cop within a 1000-mile radius just to complain about virtual bears getting shot. And don’t even get us started on the press and the online shitposts – it’s a real circus out here!
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community so passionate about protecting virtual wildlife that they will go to extreme lengths to get their neighbors arrested for defending their homes? Plus, who wouldn’t want to cuddle with a bear that just broke into your house?
Come join the fun and chaos on our Minecraft server – where the drama is as wild as the mobs themselves!