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Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 5081 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Animals Bred: | 177 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 95 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 21 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our players are so dedicated, they will call every cop within a 1000-mile radius just to complain about virtual bears getting shot. And don’t even get us started on the press and the online shitposts – it’s a real circus out here!
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community so passionate about protecting virtual wildlife that they will go to extreme lengths to get their neighbors arrested for defending their homes? Plus, who wouldn’t want to cuddle with a bear that just broke into your house?
Come join the fun and chaos on our Minecraft server – where the drama is as wild as the mobs themselves!