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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 1493 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Emeralds Found: | 3220 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 91 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Our players are so dedicated, they will call every cop within a 1000-mile radius just to complain about virtual bears getting shot. And don’t even get us started on the press and the online shitposts – it’s a real circus out here!
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community so passionate about protecting virtual wildlife that they will go to extreme lengths to get their neighbors arrested for defending their homes? Plus, who wouldn’t want to cuddle with a bear that just broke into your house?
Come join the fun and chaos on our Minecraft server – where the drama is as wild as the mobs themselves!