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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 8320 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 42 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
New Chunks Explored: | 555172 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 54 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 15 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 65 |
But wait, there’s more! Our players are so dedicated, they will call every cop within a 1000-mile radius just to complain about virtual bears getting shot. And don’t even get us started on the press and the online shitposts – it’s a real circus out here!
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community so passionate about protecting virtual wildlife that they will go to extreme lengths to get their neighbors arrested for defending their homes? Plus, who wouldn’t want to cuddle with a bear that just broke into your house?
Come join the fun and chaos on our Minecraft server – where the drama is as wild as the mobs themselves!