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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 7175 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Magic Crystals Found: | 15 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 6 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 25 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Our players are so dedicated, they will call every cop within a 1000-mile radius just to complain about virtual bears getting shot. And don’t even get us started on the press and the online shitposts – it’s a real circus out here!
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community so passionate about protecting virtual wildlife that they will go to extreme lengths to get their neighbors arrested for defending their homes? Plus, who wouldn’t want to cuddle with a bear that just broke into your house?
Come join the fun and chaos on our Minecraft server – where the drama is as wild as the mobs themselves!